So right in the middle of a project, my one month old Bogner Harlow boost/compress pedal went on the frazoozle. Bad noises. Not good. And I was depending on it to finish a track.
The store didn't have another one in stock. But I had a deadline today, and figured I'd have to make do.
I desperation I got my lazy butt off my chair, and twisted a couple of knobs on the DG30 I started the project with and...suddenly...I pretty much got the boosted tone I was looking for (though not the compression) but still it turned out great and I was really happy.
All of which leads me to ask myself what I needed the pedal for in the first place:
Me: "What did I need that pedal for again?"
Great Tone God In The Sky: "You didn't need it, dumbass. You merely wanted it. You need to get your rear end off the chair more and twiddle knobs to find tones. They're in there."
Me: "Oh yeah? Well we both know I can't get distorted tones just on the DG that I can get with the Bogner Burnley."
Great Tone God In The Sky: "Yes, but you still need to exercise your knob twiddling fingers and brain more. And fergodsakes, practice, willya? What's the point of good tone if I have to listen to you stumble around the fretboard like that?"
Me: "Am I the only human being you talk to, O Great Tone God In The Sky?"
Great Tone God In The Sky: "No. I also talk to Eric Johnson, David Grissom, The Allman Brothers Band, and Carlos Santana. And sometimes - not often - Clapton, but it's been a while with him. Of course, the difference is that THEY can actually play. I only talk to you because (a) I feel sorry for you, and (b) I read the PRS Forum and don't want you giving out misinformation."
Me: "You don't talk to Paul Reed Smith??"
Great Tone God In The Sky: "I don't need to talk to Paul Reed Smith, because he already taught me everything he knows."
The store didn't have another one in stock. But I had a deadline today, and figured I'd have to make do.
I desperation I got my lazy butt off my chair, and twisted a couple of knobs on the DG30 I started the project with and...suddenly...I pretty much got the boosted tone I was looking for (though not the compression) but still it turned out great and I was really happy.
All of which leads me to ask myself what I needed the pedal for in the first place:
Me: "What did I need that pedal for again?"
Great Tone God In The Sky: "You didn't need it, dumbass. You merely wanted it. You need to get your rear end off the chair more and twiddle knobs to find tones. They're in there."
Me: "Oh yeah? Well we both know I can't get distorted tones just on the DG that I can get with the Bogner Burnley."
Great Tone God In The Sky: "Yes, but you still need to exercise your knob twiddling fingers and brain more. And fergodsakes, practice, willya? What's the point of good tone if I have to listen to you stumble around the fretboard like that?"
Me: "Am I the only human being you talk to, O Great Tone God In The Sky?"
Great Tone God In The Sky: "No. I also talk to Eric Johnson, David Grissom, The Allman Brothers Band, and Carlos Santana. And sometimes - not often - Clapton, but it's been a while with him. Of course, the difference is that THEY can actually play. I only talk to you because (a) I feel sorry for you, and (b) I read the PRS Forum and don't want you giving out misinformation."
Me: "You don't talk to Paul Reed Smith??"
Great Tone God In The Sky: "I don't need to talk to Paul Reed Smith, because he already taught me everything he knows."
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