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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 11top, Jan 17, 2020.

  1. LSchefman

    LSchefman Hears Tones

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    Not your day. But you did get to see a guitar player in a very lovely skirt.
     
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  2. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    I could handle the wood thing, and even the boarding pass shenanigans, but spill a beer!??!!???
    Heresy!
     
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  3. Herr Squid

    Herr Squid I was severely impressed

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    This is an altogether angrier looking piece of wood -- which under the circumstances, seems fitting!!

     
  4. Tosca

    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    Totally agree!!!

    The first one reminds me of this...

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    And the second looks more like this!!!

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    And I imagine Steve’s reaction to them selling the first top was something like this!!!

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  5. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Legs aren’t hairy enough, but I lent the dude my gigging wig (the one for my head Alan!).

    Yeah we don’t need no stinking “budgie smugglers” haha!!

    Well Steve I think your new wood looks great!:eek:
     
  6. alantig

    alantig Zombie Four, DFZ

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    Obviously - you had to keep the other to yourself to protect your Twerkin' Merkin routine!
     
  7. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Absolutely! And this is my “twerkin” song!

     
  8. shinksma

    shinksma What? I get a title?

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    On behalf of all kilt wearers:

    It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!!!!!!

    (shouted in a very angry-Scot accent!)
     
  9. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    I think he meant:

    “Awa an sh!te yer wee [email protected]:p
     
  10. alantig

    alantig Zombie Four, DFZ

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    That's exactly how I'd expect a guy in a skirt in winter to reply.
     
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  11. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Zombie Eight, DFZ

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    Oh, believe me, us skirt wearers want the world to know the difference too. We’re not on the same team! :p
     
  12. LSchefman

    LSchefman Hears Tones

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    Here ya go, losers, according to Webster’s dictionary...yeah, it’s a skirt:


    kilt
    noun

    \ ˈkilt \
    Definition of kilt
    (Entry 1 of 2)

    1: a knee-length pleated skirt usually of tartan worn by men in Scotland and by Scottish regiments in the British armies
    2: a garment that resembles a Scottish kilt

    It’s unbelievably annoying when I’m right, isn’t it? ;)
     
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  13. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    “You tak the high road and I’ll tak the low road and I’ll be in Scotland afore ye!”;)
     
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  14. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    All this talk of skirts has me wondering if you have appropriate shoes!
     
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  15. LSchefman

    LSchefman Hears Tones

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    I’m too sexy for my skirt. Too sexy for my skirt, too sexy.
     
  16. shinksma

    shinksma What? I get a title?

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    Hmm, I shall avoid calling the kettle black on such issues, since I am not exactly annoyance-free.

    The more amusing element to that definition, IMHO, is the circular definition that basically says "a kilt is something that looks like a kilt".
     
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  17. LSchefman

    LSchefman Hears Tones

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    I figure it’s this:

    Genus, skirt. Species, kilt.

    You’ll be happy to know that the ancient Greeks thought the Persians were sissies for wearing pants.
     
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  18. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    The history of the kilt is shady!
     
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  19. alantig

    alantig Zombie Four, DFZ

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    Oh, Les, that’s not true.

    It’s not just when you’re right....:rolleyes:
     
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  20. Herr Squid

    Herr Squid I was severely impressed

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    Entertaining, since the Persians of the day were certainly not sissies!
     
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