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[László]

You forgot to add that Southwest lost my bag coming home, and arriving at the airport all I had was a sweatshirt for a balmy 11F. Getting my car in long-term parking was a real treat.

Not your day. But you did get to see a guitar player in a very lovely skirt.

 

[dmatthews]

Who says he didn’t? Someone sold his wood, he got a B boarding pass from Southwest, then he spilled a giant beer at the concert. He had a tough day all around.

I could handle the wood thing, and even the boarding pass shenanigans, but spill a beer!??!!???
Heresy!

 

[Herr Squid]

This is an altogether angrier looking piece of wood -- which under the circumstances, seems fitting!!

So, I had left this wood with the vendor at their request so that they could show it off at the show, and when I went back to get it, they had sold it to someone else (even though the tag was marked sold). They said it was an accident, and to say I was not happy is an understatement. However, they did offer this to me as a replacement, so it is now in the works.



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[Tosca]

This is an altogether angrier looking piece of wood -- which under the circumstances, seems fitting!!

Totally agree!!!

The first one reminds me of this...

And the second looks more like this!!!

And I imagine Steve’s reaction to them selling the first top was something like this!!!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Wait...is that @Alnus Rubra?

Legs aren’t hairy enough, but I lent the dude my gigging wig (the one for my head Alan!).

If it’s not, then someone stole his skirt!

Yeah we don’t need no stinking “budgie smugglers” haha!!

Well Steve I think your new wood looks great!

 

[alantig]

Legs aren’t hairy enough, but I lent the dude my gigging wig (the one for my head Alan!).

Obviously - you had to keep the other to yourself to protect your Twerkin' Merkin routine!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Obviously - you had to keep the other to yourself to protect your Twerkin' Merkin routine!

Absolutely! And this is my “twerkin” song!

 

[shinksma]

Not your day. But you did get to see a guitar player in a very lovely skirt.

On behalf of all kilt wearers:

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!!!!!!

(shouted in a very angry-Scot accent!)

 

[Alnus Rubra]

On behalf of all kilt wearers:

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!!!!!!

(shouted in a very angry-Scot accent!)

I think he meant:

“Awa an sh!te yer wee b@stats”

 

[alantig]

On behalf of all kilt wearers:

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!!!!!!

(shouted in a very angry-Scot accent!)

That's exactly how I'd expect a guy in a skirt in winter to reply.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

On behalf of all kilt wearers:

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!!!!!!

(shouted in a very angry-Scot accent!)

Oh, believe me, us skirt wearers want the world to know the difference too. We’re not on the same team!

 

[László]

On behalf of all kilt wearers:

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!!!!!!

(shouted in a very angry-Scot accent!)

Here ya go, losers, according to Webster’s dictionary...yeah, it’s a skirt:


kilt
noun

\ ˈkilt \
Definition of kilt
(Entry 1 of 2)

1: a knee-length pleated skirt usually of tartan worn by men in Scotland and by Scottish regiments in the British armies
2: a garment that resembles a Scottish kilt

It’s unbelievably annoying when I’m right, isn’t it?

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Here ya go, losers, according to Webster’s dictionary...yeah, it’s a skirt:


kilt
noun

\ ˈkilt \
Definition of kilt
(Entry 1 of 2)

1: a knee-length pleated skirt usually of tartan worn by men in Scotland and by Scottish regiments in the British armies
2: a garment that resembles a Scottish kilt

It’s unbelievably annoying when I’m right, isn’t it?

“You tak the high road and I’ll tak the low road and I’ll be in Scotland afore ye!”

 

[bodia]

All this talk of skirts has me wondering if you have appropriate shoes!

 

[László]

I’m too sexy for my skirt. Too sexy for my skirt, too sexy.

 

[shinksma]

Here ya go, losers, according to Webster’s dictionary...yeah, it’s a skirt:


kilt
noun

\ ˈkilt \
Definition of kilt
(Entry 1 of 2)

1: a knee-length pleated skirt usually of tartan worn by men in Scotland and by Scottish regiments in the British armies
2: a garment that resembles a Scottish kilt

It’s unbelievably annoying when I’m right, isn’t it?

Hmm, I shall avoid calling the kettle black on such issues, since I am not exactly annoyance-free.

The more amusing element to that definition, IMHO, is the circular definition that basically says "a kilt is something that looks like a kilt".

 

[László]

Hmm, I shall avoid calling the kettle black on such issues, since I am not exactly annoyance-free.

The more amusing element to that definition, IMHO, is the circular definition that basically says "a kilt is something that looks like a kilt".

I figure it’s this:

Genus, skirt. Species, kilt.

You’ll be happy to know that the ancient Greeks thought the Persians were sissies for wearing pants.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

The history of the kilt is shady!

 

[alantig]

It’s unbelievably annoying when I’m right, isn’t it?

Oh, Les, that’s not true.

It’s not just when you’re right....

 

[Herr Squid]

I figure it’s this:

Genus, skirt. Species, kilt.

You’ll be happy to know that the ancient Greeks thought the Persians were sissies for wearing pants.

Entertaining, since the Persians of the day were certainly not sissies!