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My wife the insurance agent wanted to chime in with these after reading the thread:

Civil Commotion
Malicious Mischief
The Subrogators
Special Forms
Shrinking Limits
The Mediators
Inherent Vice
 
The General Average
The Actuaries
The Warranties
Implied Warranties
The CPCUs
The CLUs
The Contracts of Adhesion
The Inherent Risks
The Statements of Value
Actual Cash Value
Depreciation
Stated Amounts
Reservation of Rights
Estoppel
Inherent Vice
Agreed Amount
Valuation Clause
Pair and Set
Unilaterals
Vicarious Liabilities
Implied Permission
Face Amount
Surrender Amount
Contingents
Mortality Table
Suicide Clause
Coinsurance Penalty
 
The General Average
The Actuaries
The Warranties
Implied Warranties
The CPCUs
The CLUs
The Contracts of Adhesion
The Inherent Risks
The Statements of Value
Actual Cash Value
Depreciation
Stated Amounts
Reservation of Rights
Estoppel
Inherent Vice
Agreed Amount
Valuation Clause
Pair and Set
Unilaterals
Vicarious Liabilities
Implied Permission
Face Amount
Surrender Amount
Contingents
Mortality Table
Suicide Clause
Coinsurance Penalty
Industry Jargon? :D


The CFAs
The CFPs
The CAIAs
The Wannabes
Gross Leverage
Net Asset Coverage
Dead Cat Bounce
Times Interest Coverage
Working Capital
Quick Ratio
Current Ratio
Pigs Get Slaughtered
Bear Trap
Bull Trap
Triple Witch
Quadruple Witch
Naked Puts
Naked Calls
Covered Calls
Too many Calls
Market Neutral
Gross Exposure
Net Exposure
Managed Futures
Crack Spread
Curve Steepeners
Interest Rate swaps
Stock Specific Swaps
Structured Notes
New Normal (not really)
New Monetary Theory (still no)
FX (Foreign Exchange)
Forward Curves
Forward Contracts
Tax Efficiency
Tax Arbitarge
Merger Arbitrage
Convertible Arbitrage
Parking Lot Arbitage (running joke at work)
Leveraged Buyout
Venture Capital
Frontier Markets
Emerging Markets
Developed Markets
Left Tail Risk
Black Swan
White Swan
Capacity
Utilization
Liquidity
Risk Management
Time Horizon
Artificial Horizon
Efficient Frontier
Mean Variance Optimization
False Precision
Rationale Investors
Unrealistic Expectations
Economic Forecasts
Always are Wrong
This List has gone on Way too Long!

(Austin Powers voice) I’m spent! ;) (Throws camera)
 
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