Musician Jokes-post yours

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  1. Kiwi

    Kiwi New Member

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    Usually paired with:

    How do you get a classical musician to stop playing?

    Take it away.
     
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  2. WA Paul

    WA Paul It’s ok...I’m with Manny dog

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    Love all the responses to Rush - legit LOLs! :) Thankfully I was only drinking water at the time!
     
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  3. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Seeing the Erasure cover brought back memories of a gig from about 2002.

    My wife and I gigged together and we were playing a club in a town called Peterborough.

    One of the audience kept being addressed as Mr Bell. He was a really nice guy and complimentary about our set.

    At the end of the night, the club owner told us:

    “Mr Bell’s son is in a band, you might know him, his name is Andy”

    I asked him if he meant Erasure and sure enough it was!
     
  4. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.

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    Awesome!
     
  5. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Anyway, back on topic!

    Q - What’s the definition of perfect pitch?

    A - When you toss a Banjo in the trash and it hits an accordion.
     
  6. Clashcityrocker

    Clashcityrocker New Member

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    I'm not an R. Kelly fan he sounds like a real bag. I did make up the joke I had to include it. :D
     
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  7. jxe

    jxe babe en der wood

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    i have been calling bags ‘bag’ for years!

     
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