Mayonnaise or mustard? Go!

[Dusty Chalk]

Sambal Oelek and I are in a relationship. I've taken to putting it on just about everything. I should cut back, though, it's a bit salty.

No seriously -- there's a time and a place for everything. Would you put mustard on a steak and cheese? Sure you would, but I wouldn't. And there are some sandwiches that just beg for a good dijon, or a good yellow.

 

[ScottR]

Is it cooked over St. Elmo's fire?



You were thinking it.

Yup..you took the words right outta my mouth...

Then, thoughts of the promiscuous party girl Dimi played in that movie took over, and that made me flash back to the 18 year old version of me...I'm so dirty...I should be ashamed of myself...nope I got nothing...I'm good.

Wait...what were we talking about again...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

grain mustard is ok for cooking, but for everything else it has to be English Mustard. Hot enough to hurt your frontal lobes (yes really).

Yeah it’s got to be Colmans of Norwich, or nothing at all! Although it’s probably “out-sauced” to somewhere in the Far East for production now!

Just a little too much on your fork and you get that fabulous burning sensation in your nostrils!

Why am I talking about condiments on a manufacturer sponsored guitar forum?!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

If you b!tches wanna try somethig that'll blow your head off, order the Cocktail Sauce from St. Elmo in Indy! That sh!t is not to be played with!

Can you us it for anything besides sea bugs?

What about Mayo or Miracle Whip?

Mayo, Miracle Whip, and then Veganaise.

 

[merciful-evans]

Yeah it’s got to be Colmans of Norwich, or nothing at all! Although it’s probably “out-sauced” to somewhere in the Far East for production now!

Just a little too much on your fork and you get that fabulous burning sensation in your nostrils!

Why am I talking about condiments on a manufacturer sponsored guitar forum?!

You got it! Colemans will stopping production of jarred mustard (not sure when) so it will be powder only after that. I mix the powder with cold water and a drop of soy sauce.
Meanwhile, I'm buying up a few jars to keep me going...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

It’s amusing how many international TV programmes you see it on!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Can you us it for anything besides sea bugs?

Is there such a thing as a “Soya Prawn”?!

 

[bodia]

Can you us it for anything besides sea bugs?

Veggie dip, popcorn shrimp tofu, paint stripping, varnish remover, rust inhibitor, mace.....