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[markd21]

The two days I want them to take a dump in the house, and they won't!

BWAHAHA!!!!!!! That's animals for you.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

If it ain't for the abundance of places to score guitars, then I got no clue.

You just have to have fun with this kind of misery.

Here's something you can do. I played this prank on my wife last winter. Send your significant other out to get the paper/mail/whatever. Then lock the door and wait. They'll rattle the knob a couple times, then start pounding and yelling. This is the kind of tricky part - you have to pay attention and treat it like microwave popcorn. Listen until there's only one now-feeble knock or semi-whispered shout. Then, fling open the door and greet them with a nice oversized coffee mug and say, "Hot chocolate?" The anger will leave their eyes and they'll look at you with gratitude in their eyes, grab the mug with both numb hands and take a big drink. This is when they find out you've filled the mug with ice water.

It gets a little hazy after that.

Russian Hot Chocolate?!

 

[László]

Yesterday a blizzard, and tomorrow -45 wind chill with a high of 0.

On Friday, things are going to improve; we’re supposed to get a plague of boils and locusts.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

On Friday, things are going to improve; we’re supposed to get a plague of boils and locusts.

"Let my people go!"

 

[veinbuster]

We’ve had a few days cold enough to freeze your skin in 10 minutes. With another deep freeze coming, we are heading south.

 

[markie]

We’ve had a few days cold enough to freeze your skin in 10 minutes. With another deep freeze coming, we are heading south.

That's a great idea Muhman!

 

[vchizzle]

High of -11 tomorrow. Tack on 10 mph wind and it might feel like -50.

 

[Lister]

C'mon you guys...we're rough and tough midwesterners! We take the cold like real men, you know, with shrunken testicles, frozen fingers and nipples that won't thaw until June!

 

[11top]

High of -11 tomorrow. Tack on 10 mph wind and it might feel like -50.

Polar bear club, Vaughn. Do it!

 

[Coop]

High of -11 tomorrow. Tack on 10 mph wind and it might feel like -50.

Lucky! You've got 4 more degrees than we do... although you got a lot more snow. I'll take that deal.

 

[dmatthews]

What the heck are you guys talking about?




Runs away...

 

[gush]

What the heck are you guys talking about?




Runs away...

What the hell???? Is 40 the new 5 or what???

 

[dmatthews]

What the hell???? Is 40 the new 5 or what???

Lol!

 

[bodia]

What the heck are you guys talking about?




Runs away...

Where's my baseball bat????

 

[11top]

Where's my baseball bat????

Look under the snow.

 

[bodia]

Look under the snow.

I'm having trouble breaking through the frozen top layer of snow.

Minus 23 and minus 15 tonight and tomorrow night. Wind chills minus 50+

Bight side.....it's supposed to be 45 on Sunday, and rain.

 

[dmatthews]

The view outside my office window...



You guys are getting hammered!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I’m grateful that I finally got both cars in before tonight.

Not trying to brag but, so glad I have a 2 1/2 car garage instead of having to worry one won’t start tomorrow morning.

#blessed

 

[dmatthews]

I’m grateful that I finally got both cars in before tonight.

Not trying to brag but, so glad I have a 2 1/2 car garage instead of having to worry one won’t start tomorrow morning.

#blessed

A f&%$ing Bentley?!!???
You been holding out Homie!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

A f&%$ing Bentley?!!???
You been holding out Homie!

I swear, I bought that after you guys all threw in for the West St.