It gave me a woody.
[siren sound effect]
“What’s wrong officer?”
“This is a no-bad-joke zone, sir. I need to see your joke teller’s license and registration.”
“I, uh, didn’t know I needed a license and registration to make a joke, so I don’t have them.”
“Ignorance of the law is no excuse, sir. I’m going to have to take you in.”
“For telling a bad joke? Are you serious?”
“Oh yeah. It’s a serious offense. Plus your joke is off-color, and you don’t have a license for that, either. Now I’m going to have to ask you to put your hands behind your back so I can handcuff you, and put you in the back of the clown car.”
“Looks pretty crowded in there...oh, hi Alan and Steve. Serg, how’s it going?”