https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blivet
I remember my dad using the word "blivet" when I was just a kid. He learned it in WW2.
Huh, "blivet" that's a new one, to me at least. I love it! However, it was too little, too late for me.
I didn't know about "blivet" and because of that...I am banned from all of my "in-laws-family functions"... indefinitely...this after what has come to be known as, " The Great Thanksgiving Overcrowding Incident of 2014" (that's what I call it) Where I proceeded to explain (quite adamantly) about the fitting 10 lbs of said sh!t, into said 5 lb bag... theory... in great detail, to several (okay all) of my (clearly adopted) wifes family members (toothless inbreeders) that insisited that all THIRTY FIVE people should eat together in a 10'X10' kitchen...NOPE!
Moral of the story...use catchy WWII words & phrases instead of graphic explanations, and you'll be invited back to the family functions. Or you'll end up like me..no more hillbilly holidays for this guy....so tragic.
WINNING!
