You, sir, are a better man than I!I take the Kemper head/floorboard in one bag, two guitars in another (backpack style), and a Kabinet. Ready for sound guy, or no sound guy.
Because I haven't gigged in a while.
"No one's asked you."
"That's not true! I got an email from a woman in Connecticut who heard my electronic music album and wanted my band to appear at her club!"
"But you don't have a band."
"Exactly. I had to tell her that. It was kind of embarrassing. But, true story!"