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My latest PRS (a DGT from a year ago last October) is wonderful except go a few small issues.
What the hell is up withe nut?? The string slots are so deep, no matter how hard I whammy or bend or troglodyte-sheep strum, I just can't get the strings to pop out of the nut. What's up with that? Aren't they supposed to jump and thereby limit my expressiveness?
And those strap buttons. I can't get my straps off even when I swing my guitar around like a larriot during the country set, or get it off quickly for a Who inspired post show smash.
And don't even get me started on not having Paul"s real signature on my headstock instead of that decal...
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My latest PRS (a DGT from a year ago last October) is wonderful except go a few small issues.
What the hell is up withe nut?? The string slots are so deep, no matter how hard I whammy or bend or troglodyte-sheep strum, I just can't get the strings to pop out of the nut. What's up with that? Aren't they supposed to jump and thereby limit my expressiveness?
And those strap buttons. I can't get my straps off even when I swing my guitar around like a larriot during the country set, or get it off quickly for a Who inspired post show smash.
And don't even get me started on not having Paul"s real signature on my headstock instead of that decal...
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