It's Getting Worse

[alantig]

I can't say when it started, but I've had dreams about Experience PRS for years now. I've been fortunate enough to attend each one, so it's not unrequited yearning or anything, it's just that it's quite possibly my favorite weekend of the year. Needless to say, it's never like the actual Experience - for one, Paul always knows me by name in the dreams (he's spoken to me unbidden at Experience, but he doesn't know me by name - there are several artists and employees who fall into both categories).

But last night was a first. I not only dreamed about being at Experience (actually being there a day or two before, I think), but I dreamt that I was talking to Paul - and telling him about how I dream about going to Experience. That's never happened before. And then I got invited to the daily end-of-work concert (because that happens, right?), which was attended by an inordinate number of topless women.

I'm going to go wait for the restraining order to come...

 

[shinksma]

And then I got invited to the daily end-of-work concert (because that happens, right?), which was attended by an inordinate number of topless women.

I'm going to go wait for the restraining order to come...

That's a good idea - it's the only thing to keep those topless women at bay.

Or did you mean...?

 

[rugerpc]

Please tell me that I was sitting beside you appreciating the topless wormen - er - I mean - music.

 

[alantig]

It occurred to me after I went to bed that there is no such thing as "an inordinate number of topless women". That was very poorly worded on my part. What I should have said was "a surprising number of topless women, given the situation". There can never be too many, only too few. As the greate American philosopher Ron White said, "Once you've seen one naked woman...you want to see them all."

Please tell me that I was sitting beside you appreciating the topless wormen - er - I mean - music.

Yeah. Like I noticed who was around me.