Is this a PRS forum record?

[László]

Lamerick?

More like lame Laz than lame Rick. But I'll take the compliment.

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

No. And no need to continue the speculation. It's been handled...

Sorry sir. I was not taking the situation with the seriousness it deserved, which is quite unlike me. Please accept my apology and promise to try to be more serious in the future.

 

[Moondog Wily]

More like Lazerick. But I'll take the complaint.

^^^ FIFY ^^^

 

[RickP]

More like lame Laz than lame Rick. But I'll take the compliment.

Thanks, Laz I’m getting older, but not lame yet.

 

[dmatthews]

There once was a player named Dave
With 12 PRS in his cave
He said "I'll admit"
"I'm a bit of a sh!t"
"But look at the money I... um... er... didn't save?"

 

[Moondog Wily]

There once was a member named Wily (get your mind out of the trash people)
Who tried to be clever and silly
But fall on his face
Just a total disgrace
His jokes worth 1/10th Milli Vanili (now mind back to trash - dif kind)

 

[RickP]

To be clear, all comments I made about the thread were made in the thread. The Mod Squad acted of their own accord. Air clearing PSA.

Now, back to the limericks!

There was a guitarist named Rick
Whom political BS made sick
He left that thread alone, like a Rolling Stone
More like Bob, than Keith, Ron or Mick!

 

[László]

Thanks, Laz I’m getting older, but not lame yet.

I blame dmatthews for including your name in his humor post...

 

[László]

There was a guitarist named Rick
Whom political BS made sick
He left that thread alone, like a Rolling Stone
More like Bob, than Keith, Ron or Mick!

There was a composer named Laz
Who lit up the world with his gaz,
He never got sick
of political schtick
Whichever opinion one has.

Well, as long as everyone else completely agreed with, and obeyed him.

 

[Prina]

A dour old peacock with will
Skewered global trade for a thrill
It wanted cheap china
From North Carolina
But not bits of nuts from Brazil

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

There once was a guy called DTR
who couldn't think of anything that rhymed with DTR
So he quit doing limericks

 

[aamefford]

There once was a guy named DTR
Who kept his picks in a jar
He would reach in and score
When one dropped on the floor
Or he forgot and left one in the car

There you go, got you covered.

 

[Moondog Wily]

The limerick-less DTR
Who's mind wandered ever too far
Thought Julie and Sophie
Could one day be trophies
To stick on dashboard of his car

Happy to help ;~))

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

There once was a man named Winger
When he played he was quite the ringer
Sofia and Julie
Became quite unruly
When he wouldn't let them play with his... (hmmm, can't think of anything that rhymes with dinger).

 

[Moondog Wily]

There was a composer named Laz
Who lit up the world with his gaz,
He never got sick
of political schtick
Whichever opinion one has.

Well, as long as everyone else completely agreed with, and obeyed him.

There once was a man named Winger
When he played he was quite the ringer
Sofia and Julie
Became quite unruly
When he wouldn't let them play with his... (hmmm, can't think of anything that rhymes with dinger).

 

[archtop]

There once was a gal from Nantucket
She said my music can "suck it"
She called me a cad
Said my guitars were a fad
Then left screaming "go kick the bucket"

 

[Moondog Wily]

There once was a gal from Nantucket
She said my music can "suck it"
She called me a cad
Said my guitars were a fad
Then left screaming "go kick the bucket"

B!tch!

 

[archtop]

We laugh with this dude DTR
Whose attractions come from afar
He once wore a Speedo
To cover his Cheeto
He plays so fast his fingers got charred

 

[archtop]

More on that gal from Nantucket
Who claimed my music can "suck it"
She said at sex I was bad
Then had it off with my dad
They laughed "Do drag, you won't have to tuck it"

 

[Moondog Wily]

You best watch that girl from Nantucket
Seems like she may cause quite a ruckus
You best watch your tongue
Or this thread will become
Your ban that we discuss among us