Well, my opinion is...
"Hang on a second. You don't know this person. You know nothing about him. How can you give him advice that's worth anything?"
"You're right, my advice will be worthless. Anyway, my opinion is..."
"Stop right there. Does he know anything about whether your opinions are useful or dog sh!t or even apply to him in any way?"
"Not really."
"Then sit back and relax without offering an opinion. I'll help you by putting you into a choke hold."
"mmmmffff. mmmmfffff gasp....do it!"
"Hang on a second. You don't know this person. You know nothing about him. How can you give him advice that's worth anything?"
"You're right, my advice will be worthless. Anyway, my opinion is..."
"Stop right there. Does he know anything about whether your opinions are useful or dog sh!t or even apply to him in any way?"
"Not really."
"Then sit back and relax without offering an opinion. I'll help you by putting you into a choke hold."
"mmmmffff. mmmmfffff gasp....do it!"
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