Is anybody else here kinda creeped out by birds?

Bennett, a man needs a nom de guerre, something that his comrades and subordinates can cling to as they rush off into the abyss to face the enemy.

When I served on the Russian Front in WWII, I would have been proud to be called "Ned Der Zerstörer." I would have happily accepted the title, "Ned, Exterminatore" during the Second Crusade, or "Ned le Destructeur" when I served with Napoleon. But alas, you are not.

Great soldiers (and even not-so-great) often have wacky nicknames!

"Old Blood and Guts" -- Patton

"The Red Baron" (German, der Rote Baron) — Manfred von Richthofen

"Lakeitel (German, "lackey") - Wilhelm Keitel, German World War II general staff officer

"Desperate Frankie" — Louis Franchet d'Espèrey, French general during World War I

"Grumble" — William E. Jones, Confederate general

"Smiling Al" -- Kesselring

""The Auk" — Claude Auchinleck, British Indian Army Field Marshal

"Autie" — George Custer

"Bad Old Man" — Jubal Early, Confederate Army general

"The Bear" — Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr

"Howling Mad" — Holland M. Smith, U.S. Marine Corps general

"Big Al, (The Sailor's Pal)" - Al Konetzni, American Admiral

"Bomber" — Arthur T. Harris, British Air Chief Marshal during World War II

"Boots" — Frederick C. Blesse, fighter ace

Think of your troops! Who would you rather follow into battle, Ned the Destroyer, or Bennett the shrink?

I may lose the will to fight on.
 
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CREEPED OUT YOU SAY?.....
 
And to think I started all of this with a mere psychoanalytical call-to-arms. :wave:

To continue the Animal House references..."boy, it this GREAT!!":biggrin:

Best thread derailment EVER.
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I'm not sayin' I'm afraid of them, I'm just sayin' I'm not really a bird watcher or even a bird fan. I appreciate the PRS stylized birds and really like the ME logo as a "brand" identity, but real live birds totally creep me out.

Do you really like birds?

Do you buy other things with birds on them?

Are you afraid that a swarm of birds will attack your face and snatch your small dog?



I had a chick tell me about her ex-boyfriend one day..

she said .. "He didn't even like birds"


true story.
 
Just washed my car and within 2 minutes a bird took a dump on it. Who trains birds to do that?
 
A strange old bird is a pelican;
His beak holds more than his belly can;
He can hold in his beak;
Enough food for a week;
But I don't see how the he** he can.

Thank you. Goldtop
 
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