I'm so stupid that I...

[CandidPicker]

I thought you were going to say “pooped my pants”. You probably wish you’d pooped your pants instead. Less time investment.

Gee. I guess it's better than having an issue while covering your parts...

 

[CandidPicker]

I'm so stupid that I thought rack mount meant something over the fireplace.

 

[Boogie]

Gee. I guess it's better than having an issue while covering your parts...

You get to an age where that just doesn’t matter. Ooooohhhh, you mean guitar parts.

 

[Boogie]

It also might depend upon what you are doing at the time, where you are, and/or who you’re with.

That’s never stopped you before.

One word…White Castle.

 

[HANGAR18]

Underneath the Bleachers by Seymour Butz?

I don't think so Tim. hahaha

 

[jak3af3r]

I wrote very important notes and cues on my setlists in red sharpie. It turns into disappearing ink when red stage lights hit that white paper.

 

[John F]

I bought a cheap used electric guitar from a coworker in 1977. The pick guard was destroyed, so I made a new one out of mirrored plexiglass. It came out fantastic.

Thing was, I traced the old pick guard parts on the wrong side of the mirror and didn’t notice until I peeled off the protective plastic. The surface would have been blue on a sunburst guitar, so I used acetone to remove the mirror finish and made the guard clear.

Last year I bought a 5 ply sheet of pick guard material to remake it, maybe over the next 40 years I’ll start on it.

 

[CandidPicker]

You get to an age where that just doesn’t matter. Ooooohhhh, you mean guitar parts.

I think we all still are having issues making good decisions sometimes.

Like, when I have a discussion with someone at my dinner table...no one can make a good decision unless they're fed a meal...for example, ask me how my lengua casserole tastes, and then we'll talk shop.

 

[alantig]

The Open Kimono by Seymour Hair?

Hole In My Mattress by Mr. Completely?

 

[GADonis]

My new "I'm so stupid" entry. I'm so stupid that when I restrung my Jeff Beck Strat I put on .010s instead of .009s and didn't realize my mistake until it took for ever to tune up to pitch and then I saw that the bridge was tilted way forward. Several re-tunings and spring adjustments later I got it back to where it should be.

Now the dilemma is do I keep .010s the next time or go back to .009s and through the adjustments again. I hate it when my stupid butts up against my lazy.

 

[dmatthews]

I'm so stupid that I lost my Polytune Clip tuner.
So... I got a new Polytune/Unitune Clip to replace it.
Then, in cleaning out my gig bag pouch I found the Polytune way down at the bottom.
Bonehead...

 

[ScottR]

I'm so stupid that I lost my Polytune Clip tuner.
So... I got a new Polytune/Unitune Clip to replace it.
Then, in cleaning out my gig bag pouch I found the Polytune way down at the bottom.
Bonehead...

Meh....in your defense, they are kinda small. I need the clip on tuner version of one of those huge calculators. MAN!! I reeeaaallly gotta get my eyes checked.

 

[veinbuster]

I'm so stupid that I lost my Polytune Clip tuner.
So... I got a new Polytune/Unitune Clip to replace it.
Then, in cleaning out my gig bag pouch I found the Polytune way down at the bottom.
Bonehead...

I did worse than lose it...I gave it away because I didn’t know how to use it.

 

[László]

This morning, bleary-eyed, I put water in the Keurig, loaded in a pod, turned the machine on...

And to my horror discovered I forgot to put a mug under the dispenser.

Yeah, coffee mess.

I think these things happen.

 

[László]

I’m so stupid I dropped outta High School to be in a band.

I'm so crazy I dropped out of a law practice to be a composer.

Pretty much the same thing.

 

[Huggy Love]

I'm so crazy I dropped out of a law practice to be a composer.

Pretty much the same thing.

Les, nothing you do is crazy....... just artistic.

 

[László]

Les, nothing you do is crazy....... just artistic.

Mind if I show this response to my wife?

 

[McMahon67]

Sorry, nothing to report here...I never do anything wrong...never have, never will...I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken...

I’m with you. Being right all the time is such a burden though……………

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

This morning, bleary-eyed, I put water in the Keurig, loaded in a pod, turned the machine on...

And to my horror discovered I forgot to put a mug under the dispenser.

Yeah, coffee mess.

I think these things happen.

As someone who always looks for the positive, I’d like to share the positive message:

At least that wasn’t real coffee you wasted.

 

[october3]

I once accidentally tried to brush my teeth with hemmeroid cream (actually twice)

Don't recommend it