I’d need to renegotiate the waiver clause to reflect the higher cost of today’s accessories; the only pedal on my board that cost under $200 was the expression pedal!
However, in Les-land there’s a special waiver if I can sneak a piece of gear into the house and not get caught.
“Is that piece of gear new?”
“This? You didn’t see that before?”
“No.”
“I’ve had it a while.”
“What’s a while; does that mean, like, an hour?”
“Don’t be silly.”
“Two hours?”
“Come on. At least...I dunno...maybe...four. OK, definitely at least four.”