...110 Maryland-made NF One guitars (like SE One). SE One top carve or lose the sharp edge by the forearm. All mahogany with a vintage stain and v12 finish. Dead quarter-sawn Brazilian Rosewood fretboards (straight grain) with ME2 birds. West Street frets with hidden tangs. Santana neck carve. Hand-signed headstock. Numbered. SC58 tailpiece. A single narrow field in place of the P90 - but wound a little hotter than usual. Tone pot.
Full-grain leather gig bag instead of a case.
All would get evaluated, personally, by Paul. The worst 10 get shoved into a tree shredder at the next Experience. That would make headlines and help guarantee the remaining 100 would be killer.
Raffle off the horror of tossing a PRS into the tree shredder and give the money to Johns Hopkins.