I suppose that 50% of a white guitar is better than “nuthin” !!Get another white guitar and tell her it’s in honor of your commitment to each other and you’ll think of her every time you play it.
And if that don’t work I got nuthin.....
Usually, he's just wearing the pillow. Not really wearing, but holding it somewhere specific
I'm gonna go to bed tonight with visions of you in a little white dress carrying a pillow
I'm gonna go to bed tonight with visions of you in a little white dress carrying a pillow
Get another white guitar and tell her it’s in honor of your commitment to each other and you’ll think of her every time you play it.
And if that don’t work I got nuthin.....
That explains the smell.
That explains the smell.
Exactly! As my sweet “little nest of vipers” told me on our wedding day, £250 for a marriage licence, £5000 for a divorce solicitor!!Hey! I resemble that remark...
***FULL DISCLOSURE**
Marital advice/Cautionary tale ahead...only as an example of what not to do.
I refer to mine as my "collection" you know, because 3 or more of anything is a collection. So yeah, I have a collection of exes. I don't ever dare speak their names, they are only referred to as plaintiffs 1, 2 or 3. Well, that or the "demo wives". Hmm, I probably should have just collected guitars and gear instead. Apparently, I am"hard to handle" and I drive them to insanity with the greatest of ease...eh, it's a gift.
Always remember the golden rule of marriage...it's cheaper to keep her and your good.
I'm sure it will be marital bliss Sergio, you got this bro!
Usually, he's just wearing the pillow. Not really wearing, but holding it somewhere specific
Not in Canada.
Next summer, legal weed.
Not that I care, I only smoke like 5 joints a year, but I believe in ... can't go there, against the rules.
