I feel bad for trees....

[sergiodeblanc]

.....that don't get to become a PRS guitar!

Seriously, if I were a tree I'd be pissed if somebody chopped me down to make me into something else. All those other guitars are just a waste of perfectly good lumber, I'ma go out on a limb (or a branch) and say that it's down right criminal to make other guitars outta wood, it's not like you can easily repurpose or recycle other guitars into PRS guitars.

Somewhere there's a forest with trees sittin' around talkin' an one tree is all like; "Have you seen what they did to Jeb? They turned him into an Ibanez." and the other trees are all like: "Awww Hell No!... F@ck it, where's my Zippo? I'ma light myself up before those dudes from Samick show up"

Tree parents all bummed out their saplings might wind up going to Gibson University, it's not like they were born that way, they were molded into them by society!..come to think of it... de-foreststation might be more of an apathetic reaction from trees refusing to go to seed than it has to do with cross-cutting lumberjacks and the paper industry as we are lead to believe.

Don't look at me like I don't know what I'm talkin' about... some of my best friends were trees.

 

[BlueSky]

Don't look at me like I don't know what I'm talkin' about... some of my best friends were trees.

As long as you don't join this bunch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c

 

[sergiodeblanc]

:spitcoffee:

 

[Woundtight]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[rugerpc]

As long as you don't join this bunch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c

To each their own...


...HEAVY, HEAVY MEDICATIONS

 

[László]

I just planted a magic beanstalk in my backyard.

 

[11top]

 

[JustRob]

There is trouble in the forest,
There is unrest in the trees,
The maples want to be Private Stock's,
And Gibby ignores their pleas.

 

[citson]

LOL, this :congrats:

There is trouble in the forest,
There is unrest in the trees,
The maples want to be Private Stock's,
And Gibby ignores their pleas.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

There is trouble in the forest,
There is unrest in the trees,
The maples want to be Private Stock's,
And Gibby ignores their pleas.

PoetRob

 

[markie]

I just planted a magic beanstalk in my backyard.

I climbed a Beanstalk once.................................... What a trip! :tongue:

 

[jfb]

I climbed a Beanstalk once.................................... What a trip! :tongue:

I hope there was Pizza King at the top. :tongue:

 

[László]

I climbed a Beanstalk once.................................... What a trip! :tongue:

With such a great guitar collection I'm betting you found the goose with the golden eggs....

 

[JMintzer]

This tree was used to make door knockers...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Here you can see how excited trees get when they know they'll become a PRS.

 

[markintime]

People in the other cubes came to see why I was laughing so hysterically.... and then.... they saw the tears. :bawling:

...Former Forester

 

[justmund]

The wood has wood?

 

[CoreyT]

Here you can see how excited trees get when they know they'll become a PRS.

Ted Nugent needs this one made into a guitar for him.
If I remember one of his old early songs said "I think I'm going to yank on it."

 

[Dusty Chalk]

It's a eunuch!

I doubt anyone would want to make a guitar out of it, but I bet it'd make a nice knob!

Stop laughing. No, seriously, stop laughing.

 

[Therinx]

:laugh: