Hurtin'

[WishICouldPlay]

"He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger".

Remember, we owe our democracy and freedom in the western world to one man ... "Winston Churchill".

 

[Albrecht Smuten]

I thought it was Maximilien de Robespierre...

 

[WishICouldPlay]

I thought it was Maximilien de Robespierre...

Yeah, you would.
But also remember what Ron White so eloquently observed.
"You Can't Fix Stupid"

 

[Albrecht Smuten]

 

[boxstop7]

Out of curiosity, Hurtin' wouldn't happen to be the follow-up to this, would it? :biggrin:

 

[sergiodeblanc]

:spitcoffee: I'm using that.

 

[frankb56]

I thought we owed our democracy and freedom to this guy:

 

[John Beef]

Any time I see or hear the word "Hurtin'"

Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uh... yeah.
Jill: [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card.
[raises his eyebrows]
Andy Stitzer: [Covering] Oh! Yeah... right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: [Stunned] Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'".
Andy Stitzer: [Embarrassed] Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I pick this guy.

 

[Goldtop]

I pick this guy.

Things have taken a surreal turn...

Goldtop/Queen of Clubs

 

[]-[@n$0Ma☩!©]

I haven't laughed that hard in a few days. Thank you.

Any time I see or hear the word "Hurtin'"

Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uh... yeah.
Jill: [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card.
[raises his eyebrows]
Andy Stitzer: [Covering] Oh! Yeah... right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: [Stunned] Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'".
Andy Stitzer: [Embarrassed] Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.

 

[cwhenke]

Love it, but I have to admit there's a slight difference between 190 proof grain alcohol and Peach Schnapps...one made me very spiritual...lots of praying that night.......and the next morning.

 

[jfb]

:spitcoffee: I'm using that.

Same.

 

[Daniel]

"He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger".

Whiskey Lullaby?

 

[alantig]

Out of curiosity, Hurtin' wouldn't happen to be the follow-up to this, would it? :biggrin:

Not if you do it right.

 

[jfb]

It's Scotch time.

 

[Albrecht Smuten]

one made me very spiritual...lots of praying that night.......and the next morning.

I know exactly what you're talking about. I've taken the spiritual path so far, that I've actually had several Near Death Experiences...