How Many Guitars Does It Take...

[Boogie]

Yeah but sometimes those suits have hard rubber nipples. That could cause something similar to buckle rash.

That's right... rubber gorilla nipple rash.

I think we should ask an expert.

You know...I get one good night's sleep and this happens.

If you do things right, you're strap is slung low enough to prevent nipple impact. But yes, having pernambuco rub on your nipples will cause a rash. :star:And if I'm not mistaken, I'm getting a rash just thinking about it.

Wow, this was an industrial-strength thread derailment!

 

[iahawk36]

Well...Santa may have had some buckle rash....:santa:

That wasn't a buckle....just sayin'....

 

[11top]

A little manscaping might be in order.

 

[markie]

A little manscaping might be in order.

I can give him some tips!

 

[frankb56]

I think the more important question is "Why do people collect things?"

 

[Danerada]

I can give him some tips!

Markie before and after - or is that KD?!:

 

[markie]

I think the more important question is "Why do people collect things?"

I dunno, but pretty much everyone collects something. Why do we have 2 cordless drills at my house? We only need 1. Why is there 50 forks, 60 spoons, & 35 knives in my silverware drawer? Why do I have 10 pairs of shoes (6 of them golf shoes), 60 T-shirts, 30 pairs of socks, 30 golf shirts, 3 suits (used only for funerals) in my closet? The wife prolly has 25 pairs of shoes. Why do I have 3 wallets when they last 15 years? Hell, I'll be dead before I need that last one! Why are there 4 kids bikes in my garage when my kids are in their mid 30s? Seems like it's human nature to collect crap...................

 

[László]

Seems like it's human nature to collect crap...................

For the first million or so years of human existence, it was all about foraging for food. So the urge to collect may be instinctual (human nature, as you say), simply because those who foraged successfully and put food and other essentials away probably had a better chance of surviving.

At this point, we may not know why we're reluctant to clean out the sock drawer, but I think there's a tremendous pull toward saving our stuff!

My kids are all grown, and I still have their toys stored away in the basement. Fortunately, I have two little grandkids, so they've got stuff to play with.

 

[markie]

Is it just me ........ or does this guy look sweaty?

 

[Spikedog007]

I'm pretty sure these are all just trick questions so our wives can find out how many guitars we have and if they matter more to us than they do.

Not gonna answer either!

 

[veinbuster]

I'm pretty sure these are all just trick questions so our wives can find out how many guitars we have and if they matter more to us than they do.

Well in that case, let me clearly state: I do not have a harem.

 

[frankb56]

If I may answer my own question....I think the answer is the first one to die with the most toys wins.:goodnight:

 

[veinbuster]

Personally I would rather be the last to die with the most toys.

I think if you are the last one to die, you have everyone's toys.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I think if you are the last one to die, you have everyone's toys.

But nobody to show 'em too.