How about some humor?

[11top]

I’ve never stood that close.

So you’re the guy that leaves those puddles, huh?

 

[Wagster]

 

[alantig]

So you’re the guy that leaves those puddles, huh?

I usually head for the kiddie-height urinal. I like to pretend I need the room.

 

[11top]

I usually head for the kiddie-height urinal. I like to pretend I need the room.

Cold and deep, too?

 

[alantig]

Cold and deep, too?

And if I'm not careful, I get bruises from slamming into the porcelain!

 

[]-[@n$0Ma☩!©]

Cold and deep, too?

And the pipes are rusty.

 

[alantig]

And the pipes are rusty.

Rusty Pipes was my burlesque stage name!

 

[CandidPicker]

You do not want a description of my attire at 2am; trust me.

Khakis and polo, Jake, from State Farm?

 

[11top]

Khakis and polo, Jake, from State Farm?

Shouldn’t he look nice when he says, “Not covered?”

 

[ScottR]

Why in God's name are you wearing khakis at 2 AM, Steve? I picture smoking jacket, turban, herf, scotch on the rocks, harem girls fanning you...

All while feeding him grapes.

 

[CandidPicker]

All while feeding him grapes.

Mebbe. I just can't see him arriving home with a pizza in motorcycle leather at 2 AM.

(Sorry, Steve, J/K)

Bu then again, logic will take you from A to B, imagination will take you anywhere.

 

[mark cassidy]

Bit of Scottish humour!

Hope this isn’t too naughty for here -

Made me homesick!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Made me homesick!

Karen Dunbar’s brilliant!

 

[Fireroadeddy]

 

[mark cassidy]

Good one!!!

 

[Silvertree]

What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

 

[Wakester]

 

[CandidPicker]

What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

"Waiter, this soup tastes like chicken noodle. I ordered tomato bisque."

"Sir, that's the fly in your soup. Quite the palate, haven't you, sir?"

 

[d4rkst4r]

Rusty Pipes was my burlesque stage name!

At my age Rusty Pipes is my sad reality.

 

[CandidPicker]

At my age Rusty Pipes is my sad reality.

Honey Ginger Lemon Tea will soothe your pipes. My nephew who sings professionally tells me his vocal coach taught him this.

Whenever my throat could use some TLC, the decaf tea recipe will bring relief. Great after long speaking engagements, practice sessions, gigs, or lengthy conversations.