How about some humor?

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  1. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Phor ph..k sake you two, aphord someone else a turn aphter all its only phair!

    Hang on a minute we were meaning Stephen not Stefan. My bad!
     
  2. QuiltTop319

    QuiltTop319 New Member

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    It's now day 30 of home schooling. The kids ask mom why she is talking to herself. She replies "I'm having a parent-teacher conference".
     
  3. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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  4. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Ok, phine, I quit! :p
     
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  5. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    You're quitting bephore you're phinished?!!???
     
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  6. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Yeah, I’m a phailure
     
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  7. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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  8. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    I'm phamous for that myselph
     
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  9. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    Outlaw #1
     
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  10. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    I've been phramed I tells ya!
     
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  11. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    I’ve see the foto!
     
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  12. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    This pun chain is phlawed.
     
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  13. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    You filistines...
    You're using phuzzy logic to conphuse me!
    Well it's not gonna work... phorget it!
     
  14. mad monk

    mad monk Your father's Oldsmobile

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    He actually sang it. That't why I still watch this movie
     
  15. mad monk

    mad monk Your father's Oldsmobile

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    I just broke my drunk posting whatever it is.
     
  16. mad monk

    mad monk Your father's Oldsmobile

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    I meant "That's", not that't.
     
  17. mad monk

    mad monk Your father's Oldsmobile

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    I like the movie version better than the original.
     
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  18. mad monk

    mad monk Your father's Oldsmobile

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    Forgive me, please.
     
  19. CandidPicker

    CandidPicker Energized Bunny

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    Well, that's enough for me. Time to climb back onto the old doghouse and sleep. No laptop, no printer this evening. Not even any iFruit. What's happened to the brotherly love we once had?
     
  20. Glide-bpm

    Glide-bpm We were small but we were slow...

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