How about some humor?

[Alnus Rubra]

Seems a tad phishy, to me

Phundamentaly correct I'd say, but phriends wouldn't let phriends get phished

Phor ph..k sake you two, aphord someone else a turn aphter all its only phair!

Hang on a minute we were meaning Stephen not Stefan. My bad!

 

[QuiltTop319]

It's now day 30 of home schooling. The kids ask mom why she is talking to herself. She replies "I'm having a parent-teacher conference".

 

[dmatthews]

 

[bodia]

Phor ph..k sake you two, aphord someone else a turn aphter all its only phair!

Hang on a minute we were meaning Stephen not Stefan. My bad!

Ok, phine, I quit!

 

[dmatthews]

Ok, phine, I quit!

You're quitting bephore you're phinished?!!???

 

[bodia]

You're quitting bephore you're phinished?!!???

Yeah, I’m a phailure

 

[11top]

 

[dmatthews]

Yeah, I’m a phailure

I'm phamous for that myselph

 

[11top]

I'm phamous for that myselph

Outlaw #1

 

[dmatthews]

Outlaw #1

I've been phramed I tells ya!

 

[bodia]

I've been phramed I tells ya!

I’ve see the foto!

 

[11top]

This pun chain is phlawed.

 

[dmatthews]

I’ve see the foto!

This pun chain is phlawed.

You filistines...
You're using phuzzy logic to conphuse me!
Well it's not gonna work... phorget it!

 

[mad monk]

I usually play in... (first 10 seconds)

He actually sang it. That't why I still watch this movie

 

[mad monk]

I just broke my drunk posting whatever it is.

 

[mad monk]

I meant "That's", not that't.

 

[mad monk]

I like the movie version better than the original.

 

[mad monk]

Forgive me, please.

 

[CandidPicker]

Well, that's enough for me. Time to climb back onto the old doghouse and sleep. No laptop, no printer this evening. Not even any iFruit. What's happened to the brotherly love we once had?

 

[Glide-bpm]

Oh..... ph@ck it all.....