Help Me Hatch A Machiavellian Plan.

Discussion in 'Electric Instruments' started by sergiodeblanc, Mar 16, 2018.

  1. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules Former Lyricist for Calhoun Tubbs

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    oh, I forgot about the recurring theme here... by "regular" you meant "going to the bathroom regular." Now I get it. :D
     
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  2. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    I was really just referring to people that aren’t totally guitarded.
     
  3. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    That negates everyone on this forum
     
  4. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Guitarded? I believe the PC term is guitar-capable.

    I love guitards, they are my people...people of the window licking, crayon eating, guitar loving persuasion:confused:...the other kinds of people scare me...you know...like members of Mensa or those fancy people that read books...books that you aren't supposed to color in...yeah, those scary "illuminati types" really freak me out:eek::D

    Good Will Hunting, permanently scarred me.....
     
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  5. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    Still no dice on my dude...

    But there was some collateral damage from the epicenter of the explosion. I managed to talk a different buddy into a 1998 Standard. :)
     
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  6. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Atta boy! You talked me into that NF3, too. Although, there usually isn't much arm twisting involved.
     
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  7. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Keep trying! You mustn’t underestimate your powers of persuasion!;)
     
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  8. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    Yeah, where’s that NGD thread?
     
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  9. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Slackin'......maybe tomorrow......
     
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  10. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    WINNING!!!!!

    Ohhhh! Bodia was the buddy...did you twist his arm or just threaten to? I'm sure he put up a heck of a fight.:p
     
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  11. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    I have a guitarded t-shirt, and I'm not even kidding!

    ***EDITED for proof***


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  12. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    Different guy. I cast a wide net.
     
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  13. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    For real??!! Coooooool! I want one....PLEASE TELL ME it has a shortbus anywhere on it...no don't, I just couldn't that kind of perfection and beauty!
     
  14. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Indeed you do bro...indeed you do! Your powers of persuasion are legendary...
     
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  15. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    Edited^^^ above post for proof. No short bus though, sorry.
     
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  16. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    That's awesome! Insensitive and cruel, but aren't most awesome things??!!!
    Since I'm legit disabled, I could rock one of these babies and dare the PC police (that seem to be everywhere), to say sh!t about it! BOOM!
    Next stop on the awesome train ...Amazon! I owe ya big time for that bro!
     
  17. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    It's sooooo non PC. :oops: I got it as a birthday gift from an ex bass player (female).
    As I get older, I find it interesting how so many things disappear from acceptability/humour. Like Apu from Simpsons, we are allowed to guffaw at less and less.
     
  18. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    It’s strange what is defined as acceptable. My son loves the Simpsons and finds Apu hilarious.

    However I made the mistake of singing the theme tune to “Goodness Gracious Me” (Asian based sketch show from 90’s UK tv) and he branded me a racist.

    I think he understood when I explained the show -

     
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  19. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    I just loaned my guy my McCarty Hollowbody Spruce while I set up his Ibanez. I’ll get it back Thursday so, if he doesn’t want something PRS in five days...
     
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  20. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    NOW that's what I call playin likle a boss! Poor guy doesn't have a chance.

    If he doesn't come back with a nervous twitch and a big dirty grin on his face..he is a robot, he's a zombie or he's playing you like a McCarty HB Spruce and hoping you'll "hook a brother up" with one from your stable... on the house.:confused:

    If he really doesn't like it...you need to fire him as a friend...nobody needs that kind of negativity if their life.
     

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