Have you ever wondered...

[veinbuster]

...If the correct answer to 'if Joey jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?' is YES, if it was fuggin' awesome.

 

[veinbuster]

...If 'a woman's work is never done', when did they buy all of the shoes?

 

[alantig]

...why you mother asks "How many times have I told you...?" when she really doesn't want an answer?

 

[Solocaller]

Why does the dryer only eat my left socks?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Why you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[veinbuster]

...if 'April showers bring May flowers', what does April snow bring?

 

[markie]

...if 'April showers bring May flowers', what does April snow bring?

Depression...............

 

[jfb]

Why you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Or why people park in the driveway and keep junk in the garage.

 

[veinbuster]

Or why people park in the driveway and keep junk in the garage.

Because if they put the junk on the driveway, people would steal it?

But then perhaps that solves the root of the problem.

 

[]-[@n$0Ma☩!©]

I often wonder how much better I would be if the time I spend talking about guitars was spent playing them.

 

[jfb]

Because if they put the junk on the driveway, people would steal it?

But then perhaps that solves the root of the problem.

No doubt.

I often wonder how much better I would be if the time I spend talking about guitars was spent playing them.

We'd both be wizards.

 

[Mikegarveyblues]

...Into a lampost?

Yep, done that. Sobered me up though.

 

[alantig]

I often wonder how much better I would be if the time I spend talking about guitars was spent playing them.

People buy guitars and then PLAY THEM???

 

[engelhorn]

Play Fart Guitar now – wash your hands after!

 

[veinbuster]

...if 'six of one, half a dozen of the other' is enough for a party

 

[rugerpc]

...if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its a** so much.

 

[captdg]

I often wonder how much better I would be if the time I spend talking about guitars was spent playing them.

What was that old adage..Guys who talk about it the most, do it the least? Im in the same boat..I can see the keyboard easier than the fretboard. Sigh...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

.I can see the keyboard easier than the fretboard. Sigh...

But which side of the keyboard did you leave the mouse at?

 

[László]

I often wonder how much better I would be if the time I spend talking about guitars was spent playing them.

Well, you'd probably get better at playing, but then you might get worse at talking.

So...which thing do you need to be better at?

 

[captdg]

Boy ...Sergio..you dont forget a thing do ya...