Hard to see fret markers!
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Huggy Love
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Stop looking at the neck and pay attention to those girls in the front row worshiping you.
bodia
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I do too. Although, that may have to do with eyes closed and mean rock n roll faces than the fret markers. (I would have said my big fat gut, but I just lost 20 lbs.)
CantankerousCarl
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20 lbs? Awesome...that's like 2 Les Pauls, or 3 S2 semi-hollows. You totally need to buy 20 lbs worth of guitars to celebrate!
OP: I have a few older CEs, and I have the same issue. I am mostly a basement player, so it's not a gigging issue where I cannot see onstage.
bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
Great...I'll break the news to the Mrs. She may prefer I put the 20 lbs back on
Stephen Rudnick
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I have that trouble on other guitars. When I get a PRS PS, I might see if they have any material like an iridescent to use for side dots. They offer that at Vigier, and I should have gotten them.
I wish!
Huggy, I hate to say it, but the girls in the front row are only pretending to look at the guitar players.
They're actually ogling me, the star of the show, the keyboard player. It's true.
The keyboard player gets the girls.
They're winking, lifting their skirts, throwing me their hotel keys and underpants. I tell ya, it gets to the point where I can hardly get through the crowd after the show with all the women dragging on my ankles trying to tackle me and jump on my bones.
The guitar players always have trouble with this. Guitar players think it's about them. But it's not.
It's about me.
The keyboard player.
The real sex machine of every rock and roll band whose guitar players have the guts to share the stage with someone on keys.
bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
Bwaaaa-hahahahahahahahahaha.....singer wanna be!Huggy, I hate to say it, but the girls in the front row are only pretending to look at the guitar players.
They're actually ogling me, the star of the show, the keyboard player. It's true.
The keyboard player gets the girls.
They're winking, lifting their skirts, throwing me their hotel keys and underpants. I tell ya, it gets to the point where I can hardly get through the crowd after the show with all the women dragging on my ankles trying to tackle me and jump on my bones.
The guitar players always have trouble with this. Guitar players think it's about them. But it's not.
It's about me.
The keyboard player.
The real sex machine of every rock and roll band whose guitar players have the guts to share the stage with someone on keys.
Huggy Love
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Huggy, I hate to say it, but the girls in the front row are only pretending to look at the guitar players.
They're actually ogling me, the star of the show, the keyboard player. It's true.
The keyboard player gets the girls.
They're winking, lifting their skirts, throwing me their hotel keys and underpants. I tell ya, it gets to the point where I can hardly get through the crowd after the show with all the women dragging on my ankles trying to tackle me and jump on my bones.
The guitar players always have trouble with this. Guitar players think it's about them. But it's not.
It's about me.
The keyboard player.
The real sex machine of every rock and roll band whose guitar players have the guts to share the stage with someone on keys.
OK Les, reel it back in baby, or is it the meds?
Everybody knows bands don't hire keyboardists, those guys just hang out in the studio.
Besides I was just pointing out to the OP that staring down all the time is going to contribute to cervical disc degeneration.
Huggy Love
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....and let's be real here, you cat's that play keyboards are only cool to the chicks in a nerdy/pocket protector kinda way,........... see.....
How could that even come close to the coolness of guitarwanking.
.....and to be honest, the girls actually go for the sweaty, animalistic, primal action of beating something with a stick.
How could that even come close to the coolness of guitarwanking.
.....and to be honest, the girls actually go for the sweaty, animalistic, primal action of beating something with a stick.
Stephen Rudnick
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Me loves the kittehz! 
Mixstar
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STARGLOW Fret-Finders Pedal finders as well
Hahahaha! Thanks for making my night! I love this.
Huggy Love
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Like I was telling you, acupuncture won't leave you dopey.
(But then again, I thought you would have liked the kitty drummer instead)
Basauri
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I´ve never met those chiks! Could you, please, you know, introduce?
