Happy Father’s Day!

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  1. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    I hope you have a day full of loved ones, guitars, and happiness. :)
     
  2. toothace

    toothace We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers.

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    Right back at ya!
     
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  3. Bill SAS 513

    Bill SAS 513 Just another old guy in a T-shirt

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    Just brokered a deal with the wife to get a little jam time in! Happy Dads day, all!!
     
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  4. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    My wife and I have an unspoken rule which she broke this morning. We don’t give each other gifts on holidays any longer.

    Well, I generally believe in the sanctity of life and have been known to capture bugs in my house and release them unharmed outside. I do have a soft heart. However, I draw the line when certain bugs live to disrupt my comfortable life.

    Carpenter bees. :mad::mad::mad: They love to eat my pergola. I like my pergola, don’t want it eaten, or turned into a bee apartment complex. My bee weapon of choice? Tennis racquet.

    So earlier this spring, I’m rummaging through my closet for my bee lobbing weapon, and I yell to my wife, “Honey, where is my tennis racquet?” To which she replies, “I gave it to the grandkids.” Me, “*^@_+#@*!!!”

    So, in spite of our unspoken rule, this morning I did indeed receive a Father’s Day gift. Heh heh heh. Watch out you pergola eating bees. :eek::mad::eek::cool:


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    Maybe next year I’ll get bee sting medication.
     
  5. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Nice! I'd consider that a power tool!
     
  6. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Happy Fathers Day to all you dads it there
     
  7. Wakester

    Wakester Re Member

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    Happy Fathers Day all you Mother... Oh wait I better not say that, Shawn will banish me.

    Anyway Happy Fathers Day!


    Was that 11top standing back stage with PRSh at the Grateful Dead with John Mayer in Chicago? There are photos that are circulating that it might have been.
     
  8. Boogie

    Boogie SuperD

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    Despite the allure, don’t test it with your tongue. :p

    And happy Father’s Day!
     
  9. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    Too late. :(

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  10. WEDGE

    WEDGE Almost was a FG22 owner..

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    Enjoy your day guys!
     
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  11. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    If the zapper doesn't work, apparently you can suffocate the bastages with the bag.
     
  12. Tosca

    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    Have a great day all of you dads!!!

    That zapper might make a good pasta strainer too...just make sure it’s turned off first.
     
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  13. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules New and improved member

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    I use a wiffle ball bat. Better have a good eye though.
     
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  14. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Wait a minute...that's not a PS bug racquet zapper thingy???!!

    Happy Fathers Day bro!
     
  15. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.

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    i guess I don’t really have this Fathers Day thing down yet.

    For some reason I’m up early cooking and cleaning so I can entertain my wife’s family? Is this how this sh!t is supposed to work?
     
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  16. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    So does the Redhead. Which means it's banned for me.

    Geez! One waffle shaped burn on the butt and I'm left to defend myself with a flip flop...IKR! that's some bu!!sh!t! Isn't it!?
     
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  17. CandidPicker

    CandidPicker Feed & Seed

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    Happy 'Pull My Finger' Day. Seriously, Dads' need some quality time undisturbed.
     
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  18. veinbuster

    veinbuster Freeze zone

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    Cheers all!

    I had a spot of Cab Sav with my bacon and eggs and bacon (a tip from Dave out on the west coast). A lobster bag later today (corn, claws, shrimp, potatoes all boiled together).

    Life is good.
     
  19. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Nice! Now that's what I call a breakfast of champions!
     
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  20. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    A womans work is truly never done bro.
     

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