The top ten things that say, "You just might be a guitar guy"
10) House and related keys have plastic guitar inserts to identify which key is which
9) UPS and Fed Ex delivery men know where to hide your boxes and leave them there for you when you're not home....even thought the shipment says "signature required"
8) The only spreadsheets on your computer list your gear
7) Your DVD collection consists mostly of books titled "Shred like Vai" with little plastic inserts in the back where the related DVD is stored
6) You have a large book collection...you even collect signed 1st editions...yet the only books you ever open up have titles like "Learn the Blues like B. B. King"
5) Your basement has absolutely no square inches of space left to hang your guitar related ephemera and memorabilia
4) Your closest personal friends are your PRS dealer, your guitar tech, and your amp technician....and they are all on speed dial
3) The first thing you do when you wake up, or get to work....is to check your forum messages and catch up on forum threads.
2) during work, you get upset whenever you have a project that takes you away from an interesting guitar thread that you want to contribute to.
And, last but not least...the #1 thing that indicates you may be a guitar guy.....
10) You have a pedal board designed for your basement playing. A 2nd, lesser pedal board, for one of the upstairs rooms, and a 3rd pedal board set up permanently for when you need to be mobile.
If you related to any of the above categories...you just may be a guitar guy too!