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László

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I decided to hire my alter-ego as a valet, a 'gentleman's gentleman', if you will. I can't find anyone else who'll do the job on my budget. Might as well be kind to myself!

"Laszlo, might I have a cup of coffee, please?"

"At once, sir."

My alter ego brings me the coffee immediately. He's very punctual.

"Thank you, Laszlo."

"Will there be anything else, sir?"

"No, I think we're all set here. You may go."

"Go? Where?"
 
A natural, if somewhat troubling progression from multiple personalities to pressing one or more of those personalities into physical service to one or more of the other personalities. It does seem inconvenient that these multiple personalities have to share a single physical body.
 
Which one loves boots the most?
Oh, the servants don't wear the boots around here!
A natural, if somewhat troubling progression from multiple personalities to pressing one or more of those personalities into physical service to one or more of the other personalities.
I know.

I'd feel terrible about it if I didn't buy him instruments and amps. 😅
 
I wear an Apple Watch. I'm glad I do. I also wish I didn't.
At least two of my children have them as well.

I got my first Apple computer in 1987, and I married the Apple universe. Which would make me a bigamist if Apple was a woman.

However, as of this writing I haven't succumbed to the watch. I noticed that the alien doctors were wearing the Apple Goggles during my latest flying saucer abduction.

I don't know if they were examining my innards or watching Apple TV, but in any case, they're not for me.
 
At least two of my children have them as well.

I got my first Apple computer in 1987, and I married the Apple universe. Which would make me a bigamist if Apple was a woman.

However, as of this writing I haven't succumbed to the watch. I noticed that the alien doctors were wearing the Apple Goggles during my latest flying saucer abduction.

I don't know if they were examining my innards or watching Apple TV, but in any case, they're not for me.
I gave in to the watch last year… the Ultra 2. If you’re going, go all in. Lol. I have to admit to liking it a lot.

Macs work, and work well. I do have a Win laptop, but all music stuff is on Mac. I didn’t get on board fully til the later 90s, though. Were you in the Big Brother commercial?
 
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I gave in to the watch last year… the Ultra 2. If you’re going, go all in. Lol. I have to admit to liking it a lot.

Macs work, and work well. I do have a Win laptop, but all music stuff is on Mac. I didn’t get on board fully til the later 90s, though. Were you in the Big Brother commercial?
My first 'computer' was an IBM Mag-Card. machine that used cardboard cards with a magnetic stripe that was attached to an IBM electric typewriter. I had left the firm I worked for and opened my own office as a solo.

Each card could hold one paragraph, not a whole document. I bought it for my legal secretary's use (now called 'legal assistants', which means that the Secretary of State should now be called 'Assistant of State').

It cost about $25,000 late '70s dollars. by 1982 the office was on 3 or 4 DOS machines; we'd grown, computers got cheaper and more capable. The legal secretaries got them, and I bought one for the law library so we could use Lexis/Nexis, the first legal search engine.

The '87 Mac was the first computer I used myself. I bought it to run a sequencer called 'Performer' that eventually became 'Digital Performer' when they added the ability to record. A sequencer could operate MIDI instruments and I had a few synths I puttered around with, so it was wonderful to have this thing!

I also had a travel bag for it and took it to the office.

In the office I discovered I was a lot more efficient if I drafted documents on a computer myself instead of cutting and pasting hand written stuff on a legal pad - yes, that's how we edited what we were drafting, with a scissors and scotch tape (!) .

So I got my legal sec a Mac and an Apple printer, and set up an ethernet network, myself. It worked well and was very easy to create.

Everyone else wanted to do the same thing (we were now about 8 lawyers and a fairly large staff), everyone wanted to ditch DOS. We set up a larger ethernet network that worked well, and we never needed a tech to do it. That sold me on Macs forever. My former partners stayed with Macs as well, even after I went into music.

My contemporaries were tearing their hair out with DOS machines and tech companies at the time. We were up and running having created the network ourselves in a single afternoon. The main thing the network could do was send files around and it was hooked up to a larger laser printer.

In 1990 I bought one that could run a program called Sound Designer that became Pro Tools. Sound Designer could only run one or two tracks at a time, if you had a fast machine. I had a fast machine but thought SD was useless and stuck with tape.

By 1991 I decided to leave my practice and get into the music biz. It was a stupid, risky idea. Necessity became the mother of invention. I somehow made it work -- I had to!

My studio of course ran on a Mac for my sequencing. The Mac ran MIDI Time Code, and sent it to an MTC converter that converted MTC into SMPTE time code. I'd stripe the tape machines with SMPTE - there was a 3/4" video tape machine, synced to a multitrack tape machine, sync'd to a mastering tape machine, by 1994 sync'd to a Roland DM-80 8 track digital recorder that I used for editing and flying in parts. I used machine synchronizers for the audio and video machines.

One remote control on wheels operated the whole schmeer. You needed several seconds of pre-roll to get all the machines going in sync. As cumbersome as it sounds, it felt really easy to use. But it was a contraption!

With the Mac it was easy to set this up as well, I didn't need my studio tech to do it.

So that's how I got into the Mac and stayed with it. When I started becoming friends with other composers, I noticed that everyone else used Macs as well, including the film and TV guys.
 
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@László It’s funny how many things we’ve experienced in parallel (sort of). Digital Performer was my first actual DAW, and it was pretty good at the time. My first pc was a Radio Shack TRS-80 with a cassette recorder as a “drive.” I built a PC too (later 90s), putting a Windows system through a SCSI bus so I could get some of the Mac speed with the Windows programs I needed to use. It was a great compromise for the 20th century tech, back when there was a deep chasm between Mac OS and Windows, and no good bridge across. Like you, building machines gave me a lot better understanding of how they worked.

I imagine it’s hard for people coming into the professional world today to comprehend how revolutionary computers were to we of the mid-century origin. Life-altering doesn’t quite cover it.
 
I imagine it’s hard for people coming into the professional world today to comprehend how revolutionary computers were to we of the mid-century origin. Life-altering doesn’t quite cover it.
So true!

After I got into the Mac, feeling entrepreneurial, I decided it might be a good idea to set up a service for lawyers to find expert witnesses for medical cases. I convinced my parters to have our firm do it. The idea was to get resumes from medical school profs from all over the country who were interested in doing this, and put them online with a subscription and dedicated site like Lexis.

We sent out inquiries and got hundreds of resumes from med school people.

We hired a guy to do the programming of the database - at the time, we were told it had to be this custom built complicated thing. The guy failed to do it. My partners lost interest after he kept postponing the finish for a year, and we killed it. It probably could have been done easily on a Mac with a simple database program. We might have had some success with it. Who knew.

By then I was starting to ease my way out of the practice and becoming more interested in the music biz, so I didn't want to pursue it.

When the internet got going - by this time late '80s or so - there was a network you could subscribe to called Prodigy, owned by Sears. This was before AOL. Using a dial-up modem you could just about order groceries with it, if you didn't get disconnected.

That felt revolutionary, too.

At one point I was ahead of the curve. Now I'm behind the curve. So it goes!

Edit: This has turned into Laz' Life Story, for which I do not apologize. 😂
 
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It's your thread, brother. Live a little. :D

You could be the retired former CEO of MedExpertsR-us.com. It was that close!
Every time someone says, "Why don't you retire?" my answer is, "Retire from what to do what?"

If I wasn't doing music for a living, I'd still be doing music because I love it.

I might as well get paid for it! 🥳
 
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