Forum Contest: Win A Santana! (Sign up thread)

[sergiodeblanc]

I have an empty shipping container filled with live examples of all the birds on a 24 fret necked Santana (including the headstock eagle) and a ping pong paddle.

You enter alone, the doors close, and you can come out once all the birds are dead, or if you give up.

If you kill all the birds you win this Santana:

https://imgur.com/EFitFip

Are you In or Out?

 

[Wakester]

A couple of questions first:

Am I exempt from needing hunting licence
Am I exempt from liability for killing endangered birds
Can i use a .22 calibur rifle?

 

[veinbuster]

Out.

I felt like a sh!t ball for ages after shooting a bird as a teenager.

 

[László]

Out.

I have too many guitars already.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

A couple of questions first:

Am I exempt from needing hunting licence
Am I exempt from liability for killing endangered birds
Can i use a .22 calibur rifle?

You’re exempt from everything, even taxes on winning. Unless somebody snitches.

And no. You only get the ping pong paddle.

 

[DISTORT6]

That owl is going to rip your eyes out if its dark in there.
Not that you would be using them in there!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

That owl is going to rip your eyes out if its dark in there.

It’ll be dark.

 

[iahawk36]

It will be a legendary battle, but I feel confident that I'll come out on top!!

 

[WEDGE]

I would tear those birds a new one for that Santana.

 

[Collywobbles]

Out - poor birds! And it's too late now anyway, as I've been round to Sergio's container, left the doos open and the birds have all cleared off. The owl got it's mate the cat (misnamed, it's actually a big FO lion that's in a bad mood) to go round and the lion is currently waiting for anyone who thinks it's fun to bat birds for a Santana that doesn't even have wings.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Out - poor birds! And it's too late now anyway, as I've been round to Sergio's container, left the doos open and the birds have all cleared off. The owl got it's mate the cat (misnamed, it's actually a big FO lion that's in a bad mood) to go round and the lion is currently waiting for anyone who thinks it's fun to bat birds for a Santana that doesn't even have wings.

Salad eater.

 

[DISTORT6]

One thing is for sure - we are having one helluva BBQ with those birds when its over.
Unless they learn to work as a team...

 

[dmatthews]

Out.

I felt like a sh!t ball for ages after shooting a bird as a teenager.

I did the same thing with a BB gun when I was a kid. Had to finish it off/put it out of misery.
Horrible feeling for life.

 

[RC Mike]

And on this episode of “What Would You Do For A Santana”…

 

[Rod/]

In. I’ve wanted a core Santana for a log time….and then I’ll pass down my SE version to a deserving kid….
but I won’t kill any birds…

 

[dogrocketp]

I'm out. It's not blue.

 

[Iceman101]

What about the turtle ?

 

[bodia]

Depends. Is the ping pong paddle from Mark and Jesse? If so, in. If it's a regulation paddle, out.

 

[veinbuster]

It will be a legendary battle, but I feel confident that I'll come out on top!!

That’s the spirit (of Roth).

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Depends. Is the ping pong paddle from Mark and Jesse? If so, in. If it's a regulation paddle, out.

I mean, if they’re open to donating one I’m cool with it.