I am hoping it will be a contest for Most Aggravating Forum Member. I'll be a shoo-in!
"Tell Les what he won, Don Pardo!"
(organ plays a C diminished chord)
"It's a new car! Yes, Les, the beautiful all-new for 1959 Chevrolet Impala has the latest luxurious conveniences, a heater, a radio, and plenty of room in the trunk for your magnificent new set of dishware from Rubbermaid!"
(Les nearly faints as the Queen for a Day music plays and he receives his crown and scepter)
"Folks, until next week this is Jack Bailey, your host, asking do YOU want to be Queen for a Day?!?"