What? You don’t even let friends play your guitars.
That’s because I don’t have any women friends whose armpits smell like maple syrup.
Or so they tell me.
What? You don’t even let friends play your guitars.
Yeah. I’m not sure I’d let you smell my armpits to find out if they were maple.That’s because I don’t have any women friends whose armpits smell like maple syrup.
Or so they tell me.
Even if he let you play his guitars after?Yeah. I’m not sure I’d let you smell my armpits to find out if they were maple.
Yeah. I’m not sure I’d let you smell my armpits to find out if they were maple.
You're Right, he could smell me if I got to play his guitars.Even if he let you play his guitars after?
First world guitar problem:
Guitar forums where the discussion turns from guitars to armpits.
Indeed. It could be third world problems of it was stinky armpits. But, since they're female and smell like maple syrup, first world indeed.First world guitar problem:
Guitar forums where the discussion turns from guitars to armpits.
Is that curly or quilted?maple
If there’s a woman whose armpits smell like maple syrup, I will share my guitars with her and put her children through college.
And I’m not even from Canada. But Michigan has maples.
Re:
The clean side, right?
Remind me to never take a dump at your house
joking that you were in disagreement with using the clean side.
Right, that's a first world interpretation of a third world guitar problem. I just don't think, with all of the basic subsistence problems most people in the third world have, that they'd rate not having guitars as a problem that would enter most of their minds. I mean, I'm sure it's true of some, but just really really few... But we have a couple of examples of actual observable third world guitar problems, or maybe "challenges" is the right term - the guy with the one string guitar rose to the challenge and made amazing lemonade when given a lemon...I love this post, but I’ve heard of “third world” guitar problems; example: not having guitars.
For some reason, I'm craving Cracker Barrel
Deciding what shade the next guitar should be to sit well next to all of the others (even tho they're all in cases or bags anyway)
I knew what you meant, just having a little "word play" fun with you. Not the first time I haven't made sense though. According to some, I rarely make any sense. I'm also one of those guys who sometimes cracks himself up when nobody else is laughing. I'm ok with it though. Sometimes self amusement is enough.I think you misunderstood.
The inference was that at your house there is a clean and dirty side as opposed to the two clean sides at everyone else's house.
I was wondering why your reply didn't make any sense
I'm more of a spotted cracker, if that matters.Because you are a cracker, so am I. I wish more restaurants would use the derogatory term for their target audience in their name.
Right, that's a first world interpretation of a third world guitar problem. I just don't think, with all of the basic subsistence problems most people in the third world have, that they'd rate not having guitars as a problem that would enter most of their minds. I mean, I'm sure it's true of some, but just really really few... But we have a couple of examples of actual observable third world guitar problems, or maybe "challenges" is the right term - the guy with the one string guitar rose to the challenge and made amazing lemonade when given a lemon...
-Ray
Do you happen to have any Santana’s in your possession?
Just asking... for a friend.