alantig
Zombie Four, DFZ
- Joined
- Apr 28, 2012
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It's here!
Thursday, Sept. 19
4:00 PM - Registration opens for Signature Club members.
4:05 PM - Hans announces “Anybody touches my mother#$@#%#@ wallet this year is taking a beatdown!”
6:00 PM - Signature Club Sales Floor opens.
6:15 PM - Signature Club Sales Floor closes after Hans, Markie and 11Top sign the last credit card slip.
6:30 PM - Dinner tent opens. Fat Guy Thread participants will be given priority service in honor of their achievements.
6:38 PM - Dinner tent runs out of food. Emergency Pizza Hut orders will be taken. Cash only.
7:00 PM - Paul welcomes Signature Club Members.
7:01 PM - Paul issues first official ExpPRS 2013 credit card challenge.
7:30 PM - Signature Club Concert. Surprise performer TBA.
7:32 PM - Ang wins free guitar.
7:35 PM - 30% of audience walks out complaining that artist “isn’t right for the target audience”. “Target audience” is defined as “what we like”.
11:06 PM - Hilton Garden Inn runs out of beer.
Friday, Sept. 20
10:00 AM - Registration opens for non-Signature Club members.
10:13 AM - Security removes Signature Club members who are taunting the non-Signature Club members.
11:00 AM - Foosball Throwdown starts.
11:03 AM - Foosball Throwdown ends prematurely when Alantig runs onto the field during pre-game introductions.
12:00 PM - Sales Ghost Town opens.
12:00:30 PM - First recorded instance of “Seriously? They bought them all?”
1:00 - 1:01 PM - Shawn’s break.
2:00 PM - Everyone gets seriously sick of this and goes to another thread.