Every year the Detroit Lions start the season showing promise, and then collapse. By 1982, after many years of being a fan, I said I Won't Get Fooled Again.
Of course, every year I get fooled, again.
Last year was an extra-special one, if you're into mainlining disappointment. Because they were good, and then had a terrible second half against the Niners in the conference championship game, thereby proving that the Curse of Bobby Layne (1958) still has power.
Their last championship was 1957. Believe it or not, I was at that game as a little kid, with my Dad, cousin and Uncle. That was my last hurrah; but I was too young to know what was really happening, and cared about more than the hot dog and souvenir pennant that hung in my bedroom throughout my childhood.
I should point out that I hung the pennant, not the hot dog. I ate the hot dog.
My cousin showed more interest in the game until he found a condom under his seat and thought it was a balloon. My uncle saved the day by yelling, 'Put that thing down!' before my cousin had time to blow it up into a balloon.
Only in Detroit do you find a condom under the seat in a stadium. But I digress.
This year, the Detroit Lions are 10-1. They've had 9 wins in a row. I'm probably blowing the whole streak of good luck by simply posting this. Or maybe I can depend on the Curse to be blamed, instead of taking the blame on myself.
Of course, every year I get fooled, again.
Last year was an extra-special one, if you're into mainlining disappointment. Because they were good, and then had a terrible second half against the Niners in the conference championship game, thereby proving that the Curse of Bobby Layne (1958) still has power.
Their last championship was 1957. Believe it or not, I was at that game as a little kid, with my Dad, cousin and Uncle. That was my last hurrah; but I was too young to know what was really happening, and cared about more than the hot dog and souvenir pennant that hung in my bedroom throughout my childhood.
I should point out that I hung the pennant, not the hot dog. I ate the hot dog.
My cousin showed more interest in the game until he found a condom under his seat and thought it was a balloon. My uncle saved the day by yelling, 'Put that thing down!' before my cousin had time to blow it up into a balloon.
Only in Detroit do you find a condom under the seat in a stadium. But I digress.
This year, the Detroit Lions are 10-1. They've had 9 wins in a row. I'm probably blowing the whole streak of good luck by simply posting this. Or maybe I can depend on the Curse to be blamed, instead of taking the blame on myself.
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