DreamTheaterRules says i'm a celebrity now. is it true?

am i a celebrity yet?

  • yes, you are now a celebrity

    Votes: 13 81.3%

  • sorry, bro, please try harder

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Total voters
    16
sergiodeblanc said:
Back when I first started social media-ing I joined Facebook and didn’t really understand how it worked or… personal electronic boundaries, I guess? (It seemed innocent enough).

And I guess this not as famous as she should be British underwear designer didn’t either when she accepted my friend request to her (very) personal and private facebook page.

So I spent almost a year dropping one-liners and trading barbs with 90’s fashion icons and supermodels. I got added as a friend by a lot of them too…

So it’s technically not a lie to say I’ve “poked” (and been poked back) by Christy Turlington and Kate Moss.
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#Legend
 
Wakester said:
No, no its not. The young lady is not the airhead that the media makes her out to be.
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Maybe he's not talking about Miley...
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watelessness said:
ok, so, yeah. just got one from...

wait for it...

Alex Lifeson.

yeah, so i'm in the club!
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Ok, this oneupsmanship has got to stop! But not til after this...

I just got a restraining order from....

You guessed it. Julie Bowen. I guess a friend of hers told her that when she googled Julie, the first 45 things that showed up were me making posts about her or posting her picture. :eek: So, from now on, she'll be referred to as... Ulie-jay Owen-bay.
 
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DreamTheaterRules said:
Ok, this oneupsmanship has got to stop! But not til after this...

I just got a restraining order from....

You guessed it. Julie Bowen. I guess a friend of hers told her that when she google Julie, the first 45 things that showed up were me making posts about her or posting her picture. :eek: So, from now on, she'll be referred to as... Ulie-jay Owen-bay.
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DreamTheaterRules said:
Ok, this oneupsmanship has got to stop! But not til after this...

I just got a restraining order from....

You guessed it. Julie Bowen. I guess a friend of hers told her that when she googled Julie, the first 45 things that showed up were me making posts about her or posting her picture. :eek: So, from now on, she'll be referred to as... Ulie-jay Owen-bay.
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It Is Her Special Way Of Letting You Know She Is Interested...
 
DreamTheaterRules said:
You may be right. The standard restraining order is that the person can’t be less than 500 feet from you. This one says 5 feet. That’s ALMOST touching range… You think she did that on purpose?
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She did it because she's cheap. Everyone knows the 5F Restraining Order (5F is the legal designation for the five foot order) is the cheapest category of restraining order. It's half the cost of the 10FP (10 Foot Pole) order, and 1/50 the cost of the standard 500F (I'm not explaining this again).

It's not well known, but there's also a 500FDE, which is the deluxe edition that includes a photo of the person you have to stay away from. Even less well known is the 500FTE, the Taunting Edition, in which the photo is of the person laughing at you, and is presented in a frame that plays Hammer's "Can't Touch This". That one carries an extra surcharge that goes to the Rick James Estate.
 
DreamTheaterRules said:
You may be right. The standard restraining order is that the person can’t be less than 500 feet from you. This one says 5 feet. That’s ALMOST touching range… You think she did that on purpose?
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Yes I Do. She Is Teasing You And Building Up The Anticipation For When The Order Is Lifted. She Wants You Bad.
 
alantig said:
She did it because she's cheap. Everyone knows the 5F Restraining Order (5F is the legal designation for the five foot order) is the cheapest category of restraining order. It's half the cost of the 10FP (10 Foot Pole) order, and 1/50 the cost of the standard 500F (I'm not explaining this again).

It's not well known, but there's also a 500FDE, which is the deluxe edition that includes a photo of the person you have to stay away from. Even less well known is the 500FTE, the Taunting Edition, in which the photo is of the person laughing at you, and is presented in a frame that plays Hammer's "Can't Touch This". That one carries an extra surcharge that goes to the Rick James Estate.
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Well thank you Mr. Buzzkill!

Nah, I'm not buying this. I need sources, and clipped National Enquirer articles won't work!
 
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