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alantig

Zombie Four, DFZ
Joined
Apr 28, 2012
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2 words... butt plug

I know this is meant to be a joke, but don't do this, people!

The pressure only builds up for so long, and when it hits the critical level, all you've done is add shrapnel.

And lest you think you can harness animal power to reinforce the plug, let me just remind you of the laughing guy buried up to his neck in elephant dung who could only say, "You should have seen that monkey trying to put the cork back in!"
 

gush

She said "huge bag of dibs".
Joined
Nov 4, 2012
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Location
washington iowa
Well, it all started with some green chili and a bottle of cheap tequila. Lemme tell ya, man... ring-sting is a real thing.

All I'm sayin' is... I prefer the TP with soothing Aloe Vera.

I have NEVER heard the term "ring sting" ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Makes me want to eat Mexican just to earn the right to use the term.
 

sergiodeblanc

Don’t you ever cry again for the rest of your life
Joined
Apr 26, 2012
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Just realized I've been correcting my phone so frequently while TRYING to spell "trem" that I had to correct my phone just to spell "term".


This is what typing the letter “b” into my phone does:

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:p:rolleyes::oops:
 
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