I figured you'd be the Claro Walnut with Ebony inlay, book matched base, kinda person who'd get one of these Take A Stand items:
I might have to get one to have something to hang a guitar on during session breaks...hmmm...
Purpleheart, schmurpleheart, I'm not seeing inlays!
The expectations for you, The Man, require inlays. I'm not getting on board with this without some inlays.