I was the pre-season favorite for the Heisman in 1937. That ended when we played our first game...Also why they don't give out the Heisman in September!
I know. You're right. I was too old to play football in 1937, and I'm still too old to play football. Because that's how time seems to work, it only goes one way. Then again, who knows? I'll have to get out the Ouija Board and ask Einstein.
Hey, let's turn on the TV and watch some football!
"This program and its broadcast are the exclusive property of The National Grandpa Football League, and any rebroadcasts are prohibited."
"And now a word from Karl's Koffins, the official coffin-maker for The National Grandpa Football League..."
"Well, Laz, our sponsor for this quarter is Depends, the official diaper-maker for The National Grandpa Football League."
"Viagra is no longer sponsoring this quarter?"
"The players can't remember what it's for."
"Who can blame them? I don't need pimple medicine any more either."
"It's, uh...not pimple medicine."
"I guess I shouldn't have asked my wife what it was for, then."