Last one, I promise (not)
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Last one, I promise (not)
I forgot to add that it will also have scarf joints on the neck for extra strength. And to say F the corksniffers.Here's something I think would be cool:
- Black Gold Quilt wrap - but with wide reveal binding
- Flame maple neck
- Ebony board with outline birds
- Narrowfield neck pickup
- 85/15 MT bridge pickup
- Holcomb hardtail-thru bridge
- Hybrid hardware
- 24-08 switching
- Black pickup rings and switch tip
- Black nickel mini-toggles
Thick McCarty body.fatback option what is it?
Hahaha! Good one! Sounds more like Indiana Jones signature guitar!“So, Les, I was only kidding about not making you a sig guitar. What would you like?”
“I have no idea, but let’s start with ancient Roman wood taken from the bogs at Vindolanda for some part of the guitar.”
“Why?”
“C’mon man, think of the backstory! Hadrian’s Wall Guitar! 2,000 year old wood!”
“Um...”
“Or maybe Cedar of Lebanon from Solomon’s Temple.”
“No one’s even seen...”
“Hey! I don’t mean to interrupt but let’s start digging! It’s gotta be down there somewhere! Also, let’s get some wood from the boats that were discovered buried in the sand near the Great Pyramid. 4500 years old! That’s so awesome! You’re saying yes, right?”
“OK, so much for the wood. Now let’s get to the important stuff. Inlays. I’m thinking Celtic knots, but from slices of solid gold Celtic Chieftain’s collars that ended in those knots, you know? Well, so what if we have to rob a museum? This is for a guitar, fergodsakes.”
“Bye, Les.”
[SFX phone line goes dead]
Silver Sky with a flatter maple fretboard in Sergio Sapphire blue.
It’s a cash grab move. Y’all would buy the sh!t outta that.
Thick McCarty body.
My signature will be called “Back Pain Limited”. “Guaranteed to take a back problem and make it worse”.
It will be made of the most exotic, hardest and heaviest woods known to man. It will also be the worst selling signature of all time, cos CITES permits will be impossible to get.
Pernambuco neck, Snakewood fingerboard, African Blackwood top, Quebracho (Axe Breaker) or Lignum Vitae back.
Ok let’s make it a hollowbody out of good sense.
I too, am all about the "cash grab moves", so mine would basically be the Silver Sky, but it would be called the "Throwin Shade" the PRS Scott Russell Signature Guitar.
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Available in 3 colors...black black, blacker than black...black or black as f#@k...all with a solid black pickguard, antique white control and pickup covers, a maple bolt on neck with 10" radius and a maple fretboard with the smaller SS birds, but in black with a contrasting outline...and last but not least, brace yourselves...it's....wait for it...it's available in both SE AND S-Core models! BOOOOOM!
That's right, BOTH the Scott Ruseell SE,
(Scott Russell STFU~EDITION)..and the Scott Russell S-CORE...get it? the (Scott Russell S-Core) (SCORE or as in Scott starts with and S and it's a core and cause I'm awesome!) I would buy the sh!it of me...I mean my signiture guitar!
You guys can stop pretending to have your own signiture PRS now....I just made this thread my b!tch...Mr. Smith if you're reading this...I'll have my people call your peolpe and discuss how to spend all of this extra money from the record breaking sales numbers the Paul Reed Smith "Scott Russell Throwin Shade Signature guitar" is gonna bring in...good times...
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Yeah amazing isn’t it. It was also used as ball bearings in heavy machinery, including in the marine industry, because it performs as admirably as metal bearings. Can you believe that?It will be known sympathetically as “Slipped Disc”
Wee story from a luthier friend, whose Dad taught him woodworking. As a young lad, he watched his Dad cutting Lignum Vitae, this stuff was that hard there were sparks flying. No wonder it was used for Police truncheons!