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[BWV548]

I liked it, and don’t even understand a word of it!

Oh it’s a terrible pun on “i” (square root of -1) and dates (the fruit).
Feel free to groan and throw a tomato

 

[László]

Oh it’s a terrible pun on “i” (square root of -1) and dates (the fruit).
Feel free to groan and throw a tomato

I figure if I don’t get it, tomatoes are out of the question.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

When she looks like she does in that pic, one thought comes to mind...

“I’ll bring the ranch dressing!”

 

[11top]

Anyone know where the croutons are?

They returned to their planet, Cruto.

 

[László]

They returned to their planet, Cruto.

That literally has me giggling at 1:23 AM. Great line!

 

[Boogie]

See, we aren’t old, we’re all 12 years old...mentally. I know, not necess-celery.

 

[László]

8.5/10

Would smash
Repeatedly

I’ll bet she’s looking at your picture and thinking the very same thing.

 

[dmatthews]

See, we aren’t old, we’re all 12 years old...mentally. I know, not necess-celery.

Beet me to it. Pretty much the state of the onion.

 

[alantig]

They returned to their planet, Cruto.

Dammit - I should have read this last night because that popped into my head before I finished reading Les's post.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Damn she's hot

Jennifer Aniston is still the hottest ever

Huh? She wasn’t even the hottest woman on her main show. Although, she has aged very well and looked better at 40 than she did at 25, and Courtney ruined herself.

8.5/10

While I realize the subjective nature of this, I think you’re off by at least a 1/2.

 

[veinbuster]

While I realize the subjective nature of this, I think you’re off by at least a 1/2.

Is this your way of saying 9.5/8?

 

[bodia]

Is this your way of saying 9.5/8?

That sounds like fuzzy accounting math!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Is this your way of saying 9.5/8?

Has to be at least a 9.0

Some women immediately grab your attention, but when you look closely they aren't quite as hot as you thought. Or, maybe they are, but they have attention grabbing features. Julie is one that the more you look at her the prettier she gets.

 

[11top]

Has to be at least a 9.0

Some women immediately grab your attention, but when you look closely they aren't quite as hot as you thought. Or, maybe thru are, but they have attention grabbing features. Julie is one that the more you look at her the prettier she gets.

Def a 9 without the lettuce.

 

[Tremontinator]

Huh? She wasn’t even the hottest woman on her main show. Although, she has aged very well and looked better at 40 than she did at 25, and Courtney ruined herself.

While I realize the subjective nature of this, I think you’re off by at least a 1/2.

You need glasses, amigo

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Pretty sure there's exactly zero pictures of me online

Is that even possible any more???

You need glasses, amigo

I wear glass for reading and picture copying.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I call for a vote. Julie in her prime vs. Jennifer in hers.

What say ye?

 

[Tosca]

I call for a vote. Julie in her prime vs. Jennifer in hers.

What say ye?

I can’t even decide which guitar to play most days...and now you expect me to make this choice? Classic win-win scenario.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I call for a vote. Julie in her prime vs. Jennifer in hers.

What say ye?

For what, exactly?

 

[Tosca]

For what, exactly?

Which one is cuter in a blue dress?