Death in California

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  1. Gyakuto

    Gyakuto New Member

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    Why is there a label on my PRS guitar case saying my guitar will kill me in California? I assume that living in Yorkshire (UK) I’m unlikely to die.
     
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    vchizzle Zomb!e Nine, DFZ

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    Everything can kill you in California. A throat punch by a PRS headstock can be lethal.
     
  3. Gyakuto

    Gyakuto New Member

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    Wha’?
     
  4. Gyakuto

    Gyakuto New Member

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    We’re told California is heaven...I mean Led Zep wrote a song about going there!
     
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  5. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Lots of thing can kill you on Yorkshire, sheep, Whippets, rogue Vets driving through streams!
     
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  6. Gyakuto

    Gyakuto New Member

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    That’s why I’m moving to Devon!
     
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  7. DISTORT6

    DISTORT6 NJ Devil

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    Disappointed. I thought we had a thread about Chuck Schuldiner going.
     
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  8. Gyakuto

    Gyakuto New Member

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    Start one!
     
  9. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Oh things will kill you on Devon too! Like choking on a Pastie, sheep, Surfers, Dartmoor ponies, this list goes on and on and on and on!;)
     
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  10. DISTORT6

    DISTORT6 NJ Devil

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    :p
     
  11. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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  12. Wailing

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    At least in Devon you won’t be battered to death by a flat cap
     
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  13. Gyakuto

    Gyakuto New Member

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    As a vegetarian, I don’t eat pasties, sheep are my friends (but NOT loverso_O), ponies too and I’ll be taking up surfing ...after I learn to swim!
     
  14. Gyakuto

    Gyakuto New Member

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    ‘They’ attempt that virtually everyday, so I’m relieved!
     
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  15. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc “Evil” Sergio. You can tell by the goatee

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    Finally. I’ve been waiting for another one. The last time I had a vegetarian buddy on the forum these meaters chased him off into the woods.
     
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    sergiodeblanc “Evil” Sergio. You can tell by the goatee

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    And....


     
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  17. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Dry your eyes weirdo!
































    Just kidding, you’re like the coolest vegetarian I know apart from my Dad!
     
  18. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Vegetarian pasties!

    Sheep and ponies are dinosaurs with fur and if we were meant to surf then the webbing between our toes would not have gone away around about the time that @LSchefman was born!
     
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    sergiodeblanc “Evil” Sergio. You can tell by the goatee

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    Where did he go wrong with you? :p
     
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  20. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    I’m just a heathen!
     

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