Death in California

[Gyakuto]

Why is there a label on my PRS guitar case saying my guitar will kill me in California? I assume that living in Yorkshire (UK) I’m unlikely to die.

 

[vchizzle]

Everything can kill you in California. A throat punch by a PRS headstock can be lethal.

 

[Gyakuto]

Everything can kill you in California. A throat punch by a PRS headstock can be lethal.

Wha’?

 

[Gyakuto]

We’re told California is heaven...I mean Led Zep wrote a song about going there!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Lots of thing can kill you on Yorkshire, sheep, Whippets, rogue Vets driving through streams!

 

[Gyakuto]

That’s why I’m moving to Devon!

 

[DISTORT6]

Disappointed. I thought we had a thread about Chuck Schuldiner going.

 

[Gyakuto]

Disappointed. I thought we had a thread about Chuck Schuldiner going.

Start one!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Oh things will kill you on Devon too! Like choking on a Pastie, sheep, Surfers, Dartmoor ponies, this list goes on and on and on and on!

 

[DISTORT6]

Start one!

 

[bodia]

 

[Wailing]

At least in Devon you won’t be battered to death by a flat cap

 

[Gyakuto]

Oh things will kill you on Devon too! Like choking on a Pastie, sheep, Surfers, Dartmoor ponies, this list goes well n and on and on and on!

As a vegetarian, I don’t eat pasties, sheep are my friends (but NOT lovers), ponies too and I’ll be taking up surfing ...after I learn to swim!

 

[Gyakuto]

At least in Devon you won’t be battered to death by a flat cap

‘They’ attempt that virtually everyday, so I’m relieved!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

As a vegetarian, I don’t eat pasties, sheep are my friends (but NOT lovers), ponies too and I’ll be taking up surfing ...after I learn to swim!

Finally. I’ve been waiting for another one. The last time I had a vegetarian buddy on the forum these meaters chased him off into the woods.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

And....

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Finally. I’ve been waiting for another one. The last time I had a vegetarian buddy on the forum these meaters chased him off into the woods.

Dry your eyes weirdo!
































Just kidding, you’re like the coolest vegetarian I know apart from my Dad!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

As a vegetarian, I don’t eat pasties, sheep are my friends (but NOT lovers), ponies too and I’ll be taking up surfing ...after I learn to swim!

Vegetarian pasties!

Sheep and ponies are dinosaurs with fur and if we were meant to surf then the webbing between our toes would not have gone away around about the time that @LSchefman was born!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

you’re like the coolest vegetarian I know apart from my Dad!

Where did he go wrong with you?

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Where did he go wrong with you?

I’m just a heathen!