I appreciate multitasking, like having your shoes shined while you’re asleep at a hotel, or getting your car washed while it’s getting a tune up, or getting a vasectomy while having your prostate removed. Getting a speedy lift to the beautiful Lake Michigan shores while getting your pipes cleaned...what a value!
Plus if you’re lucky they probe you elsewhere and implant mind-control devices. Which, let’s face it, lets you off the hook when you buy a new PRS...
“Is that a new guitar?”
“Yes.”
“I thought you were done buying guitars.”
“The alien mind-control device made me do it.”