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  1. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    I can speak from experience. There is no college course/credit for this, and you don't have to go somewhere special to learn how to do it. I started doing this, without the microphone, when I was 8. :confused::eek::oops:
     
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  2. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    I just like math!
     
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  3. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    A major in flatulence?!
     
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    Tucson Thump Mint Heavy Relic

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    If you are going to learn music you have to learn about the sharp notes too.
     
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    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    I think I speak for the group, but even more, those closest to you, when I say thank God you took up guitar instead of pursuing this as your musical hobby.
     
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    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    My wife says I'm too critical sometimes. Does this count?

    Uh wait, I didn't do that correctly...

    Dear Bodia, my wife says I'm too critical sometimes. Does this make me a critical thinker? Or just critical? Is there a difference?
     
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    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    Trying to decide which is the most disturbing. Is it that you even know about this guy? Or, that you called him a "tresured legend? o_O:eek:

    But, those French... you know... :p
     
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    alantig Zombie Four, DFZ

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    I did something like this once at a soccer game I refereed. The way they paid us didn't allow for exact change for the two sides - me and a kid about 16 or 17. I think we were supposed to get something like $35, and we had all $20s to sort it out. The kid had some smaller bills, so I did something like, "Okay, you take these two 20s and give me the $10. Then I'll owe you $5, so give me back a $20 and I'll give you a $10 and a $5, then you give me the other $20 back and I'll give you the first $20 and take the $10..." until I had almost all his money. The other guy looked at him and said, "How long are you going to let him do this to you? If this goes on, you're going to have to go to an ATM."
     
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    alantig Zombie Four, DFZ

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    I'm getting about 6 hours a night, but on purpose. Then again, I don't have to chase a toddler around. Maybe give the kid an instrument, like a harmonica or something. That should keep him stationary for a bit.
     
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    Boogie Zombie Two, DFZ

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    Google Mr. Methane. You’re welcome.
     
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  11. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    Ok, I've heard of him. Only because he was on Howard Stern. :)
     
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  12. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Giggle!
     
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  13. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    A fart is the sharpest thing in the world. It can cut through your underpants without leaving a hole!
     
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    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    I'm sorry, but this is the "Dear Bodia" thread. You'll need to pose that in the form of a question, like they do on Jeopardy.

    Example: "I'll take "What Left a Hole In Bodia's Underpants" for $500, Alex."
     
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  15. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Can I have what’s the sharpest thing in the world, for $200, please Bodia?
     
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    alantig Zombie Four, DFZ

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    What is a Sergio taco?

    What is that picture of Julie Bowen in the fantasy sequence in 'Happy Gilmore'? (In this scenario, DTR has borrowed a pair of Bodia's underpants. It's not up to me to explain why.)
     
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  17. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Nor me!
     
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  18. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Yes, you may :confused:
     
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  19. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Sorry, HC, if it's coming from the Mrs, it means you're too critical. Time to lighten up, Frances :p
     
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    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Howie riding a golf club and Julie with two big jugs (of beer).
     
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