I can speak from experience. There is no college course/credit for this, and you don't have to go somewhere special to learn how to do it. I started doing this, without the microphone, when I was 8.
I think I speak for the group, but even more, those closest to you, when I say thank God you took up guitar instead of pursuing this as your musical hobby.
My wife says I'm too critical sometimes. Does this count? Uh wait, I didn't do that correctly... Dear Bodia, my wife says I'm too critical sometimes. Does this make me a critical thinker? Or just critical? Is there a difference?
Trying to decide which is the most disturbing. Is it that you even know about this guy? Or, that you called him a "tresured legend? But, those French... you know...
I did something like this once at a soccer game I refereed. The way they paid us didn't allow for exact change for the two sides - me and a kid about 16 or 17. I think we were supposed to get something like $35, and we had all $20s to sort it out. The kid had some smaller bills, so I did something like, "Okay, you take these two 20s and give me the $10. Then I'll owe you $5, so give me back a $20 and I'll give you a $10 and a $5, then you give me the other $20 back and I'll give you the first $20 and take the $10..." until I had almost all his money. The other guy looked at him and said, "How long are you going to let him do this to you? If this goes on, you're going to have to go to an ATM."
I'm getting about 6 hours a night, but on purpose. Then again, I don't have to chase a toddler around. Maybe give the kid an instrument, like a harmonica or something. That should keep him stationary for a bit.
A fart is the sharpest thing in the world. It can cut through your underpants without leaving a hole!
I'm sorry, but this is the "Dear Bodia" thread. You'll need to pose that in the form of a question, like they do on Jeopardy. Example: "I'll take "What Left a Hole In Bodia's Underpants" for $500, Alex."
What is a Sergio taco? What is that picture of Julie Bowen in the fantasy sequence in 'Happy Gilmore'? (In this scenario, DTR has borrowed a pair of Bodia's underpants. It's not up to me to explain why.)
