Dear Bodia ..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tucson Thump, Oct 26, 2020.

  1. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump Mint Heavy Relic

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    Kids love it when you put something on the tracks and let the train crash into it. Paco will clap in glee.
     
  2. DISTORT6

    DISTORT6 NJ Devil

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    Two words - Godzilla costume.
     
  3. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Sorry to hear that bro.:oops:

    Sorry to hear that bro.:rolleyes:
     
  4. Lister

    Lister Playing guitar badly since the 70's...

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    Hoo boy. Model railroading. You thought guitars sucked money like a V10 motorhome going through the Rockies? You ain't seen nothing yet... It always starts small, "Just an HO set honey!" Then, bam, it takes over your entire freaking house. Don't get me wrong, I love them, but GAS isn't just for guitars.
     
  5. Lister

    Lister Playing guitar badly since the 70's...

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    Dear Bodia:
    How much wood can that [email protected] woodchuck, chuck?

    How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop without biting?
     
  6. Lister

    Lister Playing guitar badly since the 70's...

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    I really, really want an inflatable T-Rex costume!

    Totally OT, but I was going to visit my oldest at college one day a couple of years back when we went by a Halloween store. There were 3 people in inflatable T-Rex costumes in front of the store(I'm guessing workers?) and 2 of them started "fighting." Unfortunately traffic was bad so I couldn't stop to get video, but it was just about as funny as you would imagine it to be! Think big body little arms swinging...:D
     
  7. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    So true!
     
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  8. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    I'm glad to see the column has caught on. And glad, that Bodia is not like other men. He has a gift. It's time he use it for good.
     
  9. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Man, are you trying to throw me off with a long story????
    Original bill = $300
    Final bill = $250
    Difference = $50
    Cash to each of you (total) = $30
    That brings bill, as far as you guys know, to = $270
    Difference between what you believed, and what was actual ($270-$250) = the $20 the dude pocketed.

    Nice try!
     
  10. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Dude, c'mon....porn. Actual porn, not guitar porn.
     
  11. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    All of it. You wouldn't believe how much those little bastids can go through.

    I always fall asleep counting before I get there. It's like counting sheep.
     
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  12. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    As I said... "not like other men." Hail Bodia. HAIL YEAH!
     
  13. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    I shamefully admit, that I just wasn’t really aware of just how much wood they could actually chuck, until the Geico commercial. It really is impressive.
     
  14. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump Mint Heavy Relic

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    Dear Bodia,

    During this forced isolation many people are trying to discover their musical talents.

    Is there a college that offers a degree in something like this?

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  15. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    I’m no expert on this, although I am willing to learn. Will they send me someplace special? ... but I think it depends on exactly what you are doing with that mic.
     
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  16. dogrocketp

    dogrocketp I drank the PRS kool aid, and it was tasty!

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    There was approximately 100 years ago, a French artiste named “Le petomaine” who could trumpet tunes from his nether region. He actually had a career and gave performances. Time for google, people. Is this then, a modern incarnation of a treasured French legend?
     
  17. LSchefman

    LSchefman Hears Tones

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    I have the same problem. But I tell the Soapbar that it's just a honeymoon phase.
     
  18. Herr Squid

    Herr Squid I was severely impressed

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    And right at the end the straight man comes in and says...


    Exactly what I was gonna say.


    Huh.
     
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  19. Boogie

    Boogie Zombie Two, DFZ

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    Did you call me? Uhh, wait...what did you call me??!!
     
  20. ]-[@n$0Ma☩!©

    ]-[@n$0Ma☩!© ▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲

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    What can I say... works on 999/1000 people. More? Sure wish everyone was critical thinker (like you).

    Most people just accept statements as facts when presented in the form of a question. People rarely stop to acknowledge that the question, itself, is both leading an fundamentally incorrect. Just ask mainstream media (for either team).
     

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