Dear Bodia ..

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  1. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump Mint Heavy Relic

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    I'm writing to you for advice.

    My 594 DC Soapbar has become jealous after feeling neglected. Ever since picking up a McCarty WL Trem and making it my own my Soapbar has been crying in its case, lathering over the lack of appreciation. I tell the Soapbar it still has a very special place in my heart, but when it hears me talk to the McCarty Trem and ooh and aahh over those notes it must be like sticking a pick in between its unwound strings.

    I want to stay friends with everyone. What should I do?

    Looking for Harmonics in Tucson
     
  2. DISTORT6

    DISTORT6 NJ Devil

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    :D:p
    Is this a new column?
     
  3. CandidPicker

    CandidPicker Mostly An Educated Guess

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    Hush. At least he's not writing horoscopes...
     
  4. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump Mint Heavy Relic

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    Could be :rolleyes:
     
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  5. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    Dear Bodia,

    I have some very nice guitars that I just don’t play any more. I keep saying That I am going to sell them, but i just don’t do it. Do I have a problem? Is there a program for this? I used to have a hard time breaking up with girls. Are the two things related?
     
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  6. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Rider1260 New Member

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    Dear Bodia
    I have recently let a Telecaster and a Les Paul take residence on my wall.
    I am feeling a bit dirty.
    Will I get over this.
    ( and when are You and Sergio , Brian Coming over )
     
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  8. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    Oh well. This was fun, until someone had to go and ruin with their “real” problems. :D Oh well, I guess as long as they are only on the well, and not plugged into the amps, we’re ok.
     
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  9. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules There will never be another

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    This is how I read this the first time. ^^^^^^
     
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  10. Wakester

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    So did I.:rolleyes:
     
  11. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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  12. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    You would think as forum “agony aunt”, that he would make an appearance :rolleyes:
     
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  13. DISTORT6

    DISTORT6 NJ Devil

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    Tucson must have a Footloose-type of thing going on with harmonicas
     
  14. Tosca

    Tosca Zombie 10, DFZ

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    I think @bodia limits his “relationship advice” to which shoes would go best with a specific guitar.
     
  15. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Too Funky

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    That’s like getting two ferrets and wondering why your friends don’t come by anymore. :p
     
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  16. DISTORT6

    DISTORT6 NJ Devil

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  17. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    The answer is so obvious......buy something Santana shaped. Once you find out what you've been missing, your Soapie won't feel as bad. It'll have the McTrem to keep it company :p
     
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  18. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    No, the two are not related. Sell them and buy a Santana, or start a bonfire. Remember, I was right about the Archon, and the Atma. Don't doubt me now. :D
     
  19. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    You'd better get over it! Sergio is right on the money. Lose the ferrets.........
     
  20. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    I ALSO do that.
     
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