Rusty Chops
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Girth makes'em scream (or so I'm told).
It’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean.
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It’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean.
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That's funny. At the urging of several enablers here who shall remain nameless, I checked out a Bernie when we were on vacation last year. It only took a second to know that the neck profile was too fat for me. Just didn't like it. In fact, I didn't even plug it in one I felt it because I knew it might sound really good but I'd never be happy with it. If I found one with a thinner neck I'd sure take another look, and would plug it in this time.
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Rusty Chops
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Well if she lies there, it’s still the motion of the ocean!
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Rusty Chops
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Mazactly!
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Don’t stick the twig in the wrong hole. That strategy is not going to end up well. Just sayin.
Payback is a $&@$&.
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Don’t stick the twig in the wrong hole. That strategy is not going to end up well. Just sayin.
Payback is a $&@$&.
What do you mean “wrong” hole? We talking about the urethra?
In that case, I agree wholeheartedly.
Alnus Rubra
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Watched this a few days ago, so many priceless quotes!
Don’t stick the twig in the wrong hole. That strategy is not going to end up well. Just sayin.
Payback is a $&@$&.
I think the twig was getting put on the mantle piece, so I don’t think it was going anywhere near the flue!
Rusty Chops
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“...Rusty was such a randy bloke, always wanting to poke it! That’s his jewels up there on the mantle.
Since I had him fixed he just looks for a sunny spot to snooze, like an old cat...”
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Don’t stick the twig in the wrong hole. That strategy is not going to end up well. Just sayin.
Payback is a $&@$&.
Reminds me of a joke I can’t tell here, but the punchline is, “No it doesn’t, it feels great!”
And another where the punchline is, “What do you mean, ‘wrong hole’?”
Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
Reminds me of a limerick about a young man from Brighton. That’s all I can recite on here!
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Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
Not gonna lie, this made me squirm a little bit
Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
Can’t like this one, as I went visual and man how small would it......?! Never mind
Poor Blakemore started a thread about a neck radius and look where it ended up, where most do, in the gutter!
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I took it too far.
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You gave it a sounding.
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Sometimes I just have to throw it up there and see what sticks, ya know?
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Understood. And don't google 'sounding'.
