While the prescription for many musical ailments is more cowbell, this particular one can only be cured by the microtones of a whammy bar, especially when I play the blues. You`re hearing the confessions of a desperate man who may not come back from the sordid path he has chosen. Abandon hope all ye who enter and hear!
There is hope for you. Simply sell all your other guitars and buy the one in the link.
You'll have your dream guitar, and you won't be sorry.
You can buy the models that you sold over the next few years, and that might be fun, too. I have a trem-equipped 594 scale length guitar, the 20th Private Stock Anniversary Ltd (that's a mouthful!), and it's a truly fantastic instrument. So I can vouch for how well a trem works with a 594 neck.
Of course, mine has Paul's Guitar pickups and a middle Narrowfield, so it's different than the one referred to in the OP. But we're talking feel here, and coolness factor, and I can tell ya, it's very, very nice.
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