Clashcityrocker
Curve Denier
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- Aug 9, 2016
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Amp guy: Kemper's are cool but they don't have the dynamics of a true tube amp.
Modeler guy: What's that pedal on the floor?
Amp guy: Oh it's a compressor. These tube amps are so loud when you play hard they will take your head off. I leave it on all the time.
Modeler guy: Where is your cabinet, I don't see it?
Amp guy: It's 3 houses down in a neighbor's basement. They don't mind too much!
Modeler guy: What about tube manufacturing causing toxic waste in the environment?
Amp guy: Well cows cause global warming. That burger you just ate caused that -11 degree temperature last night.
Modeler guy: I like playing at any volume I want and still get that character of warm tubes. What's that in your ears?
Amp guy: Oh I wear ear protection to block out 90% of the sound. I've got bad tinnitus now but the ringing in my ears helps me tune my guitars better!
(Any resemblance of Amp guy and Modeler guy to anyone in this forum is strictly coincidental, your results may vary and remember your ears are still analog)
Modeler guy: What's that pedal on the floor?
Amp guy: Oh it's a compressor. These tube amps are so loud when you play hard they will take your head off. I leave it on all the time.
Modeler guy: Where is your cabinet, I don't see it?
Amp guy: It's 3 houses down in a neighbor's basement. They don't mind too much!
Modeler guy: What about tube manufacturing causing toxic waste in the environment?
Amp guy: Well cows cause global warming. That burger you just ate caused that -11 degree temperature last night.
Modeler guy: I like playing at any volume I want and still get that character of warm tubes. What's that in your ears?
Amp guy: Oh I wear ear protection to block out 90% of the sound. I've got bad tinnitus now but the ringing in my ears helps me tune my guitars better!
(Any resemblance of Amp guy and Modeler guy to anyone in this forum is strictly coincidental, your results may vary and remember your ears are still analog)